Gus: "I haven't touched your stuff."
Shawn: "Liar liar pants on fire. These were arranged in order of Kelly Osbourne's weight loss and they're all out of order now. Thus, like James Caan with the penguin that always faces south, you've been undone by your lack of attention to detail."
Gus: "I haven't touched your copies of People. You're finally losing your mind. Or someone's Gaslighting you."
Shawn: "That might be a helpful statement if I knew what it meant.
Gus: "It's a movie. Ingrid Bergman, Charles Boyer. Her husband tries to make her think she's crazy so he can get her money. It's a classic. A young Angela Lansbury plays their maid and -"
>New school, introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut
>Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make any friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure where his locker is
>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen
>Mark down where he lives, GTFO
>Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains
>Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple on the door
>His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
>He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
>Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
>People think he's making it up
>Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
>Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
>He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
>Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
>Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes
>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that shit
>Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address
>He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now
>Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years
>Go to college like a boss
>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
Valkyrae: I actually don't know what that means, but I've been seeing it.
Lily: I explained it to you, remember Rae? I explained what gaslighting was, like, last week. Did you forget already?
Sykkuno: I mean I probably actually did, but...
(the others start Corpsing)
Sykkuno: Wait, did you explain it to me? That's how you know I forgot, if you did explain it to me.
Valkyrae: I still wanna know what it is!
Sykkuno: I genuinely don't remember you telling me, but if I forgot...
Lily: I told you guys, remember? No, I told you yesterday!
Sykkuno: Yesterday? I thought you said it was last week? ...well, I guess yesterday was Sunday...
Lily: Wait, when did I say last week? I said yesterday the first time!
Sykkuno: I guess technically that's last week, right?
Toast: ...[Lily's] doing an example of what gaslighting is.
Valkyrae: I don't get it!