Real fur is frowned upon at all furry conventions, in the same sense that leaping in front of speeding locomotives is frowned upon at comic book conventions.
— Anthrocon CEO Uncle Kage, in response to PETA
I loved The Lion King when I was younger and I had a weird obsession with Nala. Look at her face, she’s so sweet, and she can sing really well!
I think we, humans, find things covered in hair more cute. We're more attracted to things covered in hair.
She's the kind of chick that turns heads, like Jessica Rabbit or that anthropomorphic fox on the Animaniacs.
"When people hate, I just remember, we're furries, we embarrass ourselves every day! What can people say to make it worse?"
— Roxy Rat
That ducknote is smart. And apparently on the internet, that duck is very sexy to some people. That's OK. I ain't gonna judge anybody, 'cause... you'll do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other — probably.
Curse you, Cameron, for making me "OK" with soft core berry-blue flavored furry tiger smut!'!
, Cameron, for making me "OK" with soft core berry-blue flavored furry tiger smut!'!— Torg from Sluggy Freelance
Yeah, sure. Furries are the only people in the world who have sex and everyone else is just jealous.
— Uncle Kage
Some people tell me, 'You only go to these conventions to have sex!', to which I reply, 'Go over there. Do ANY of those people look like they've EVER had sex?!'
— Uncle Kage, at Furry Weekend Atlanta '10
(referring to Chewbacca's family)
Alright, terrifying thought, but I'm charging ahead with it. If you're a furry, are you turned on?
"Contrary to normie belief, the brony fandom was one of the most significant ones in the development of Web culture, creating a community which sent the clear message that it's okay for grown-ass men to like cartoons, which always had that stigma of being a children's medium even more than anime did. It was an Internet revolution, bringing with it a culture of artists and musicians that dominated the web, not like a cancer, but like a mutation, changing all that it touched to be a little bit lighter and softer. If anything, I would credit them for making furries popular in the eyes of people who wouldn't otherwise consider it — it's only a small jump from horse fan to furry fuck (source: former horse fan, now furry fuck)."
—Froghand
Demoman: Spy, what is this drawing?
Spy: Ahh, that? That's not mine.
Demoman: It was in your locker!
Spy: I didn't draw it!
Demoman: Spy!
Spy: Someone put it there!
Demoman: No, listen-
Spy: I don't draw stuff like that!
Demoman: You drew it, you bloody liar! You signed it.
Spy: Oh... Did I sign it?
Demoman: Spy, why did you draw yourself as a buff two-legged wolf person?
Spy: [beat] That's my fursona.
Demoman: [beat] Your fucking what?!
Spy: His name is Dutch! He's my fursona!
Demoman: What the fuck is a fursona?!
Spy: I roleplay as a soft, shy wolf-boy on Twitter.
Demoman: You act like a dog on the Internet?
Spy: Dutch is a wolf! But yes. Whatever. I just like to be cute.
Demoman: Cute?!
Spy: Yes.
Demoman: You just like to be cute?!
Spy: Yes!
Demoman: Do you think I don't notice the fat fucking bulge in his pants?!
Spy: [beat] UwU.
Demoman: What?!
Spy: What?
Demoman: What the fuck was that?!
Spy: Nothing! Nothing!
Demoman: What did you say?!
Spy: I didn't say anythi-
—Demoman finds Spy's fursona (made in 15.ai)
(made in 15.ai)There's this weird thing that humans do. We take animals and we put our words into their mouths to talk back to us, usually about us. It's a very strange thing, but we've done it for centuries. We learned to read from anthropomorphic animals. We learn right from wrong from anthropomorphic animals. But most people don't notice it. Furry fans are the people who notice that we do this, and think that there's something really special about that.
—Rod O'Riley - The Fandom: A Furry Documentary
Dr. Andre Lee: (to ROBOTUS) We're disabling external Wi-Fi, we can't risk you launching the nukes, or discovering what furries are.
Glenn Dolphman: They're a valid community! It's not always a sexual thing, but usually...
Lucifer: Bam! I'm a goat now! Men love goats, right?
Helltaker: I'm NOT a furry.
Lucifer: Denial is but the first step on the road to enlightenment.
Helltaker: I'm NOT a furry.
Lucifer: Denial is but the first step on the road to enlightenment.
What a daring dream, to combine the finest qualities of humanity with the elegance and nobility of the animal kingdom. How you wish you could know their world. To hear one night those muted pawpads traipse up your stairs. A low but friendly growl unsettles your slumber, and as the sopor seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp pair of ears cutting moonlight. A mysterious wolven tongue invites. Wouldn't these ears suit you? Would not this proud long snout assist you in the hunt?!
— Jade Harley, Homestuck
Give me a dollar and make me change,
A couple thousand and I'll make it true.
No one ever said it was easy,
Stepping out into the real you.
I can't see and I can't breathe!
The head on my shoulders makes me complete!
And I'll do whatever makes me free,
So cheers to another "big mistake".
A couple thousand and I'll make it true.
No one ever said it was easy,
Stepping out into the real you.
I can't see and I can't breathe!
The head on my shoulders makes me complete!
And I'll do whatever makes me free,
So cheers to another "big mistake".
Suit up and it'll make you feel better.
Suit up and it'll make you alright.
Suit up and it'll make you feel better,
'coz the more the suit fits, the easier it gets.
Suit up and it'll make you alright.
Suit up and it'll make you feel better,
'coz the more the suit fits, the easier it gets.
— Pepper Coyote, "Suit Up"
