"So, you go into the temple ... and eventually find a group of d— ENORMOUS GAZONGAS...uh, Tits jugs Lulu— I MEAN it's just Lulu, the Boob Mage— Black Mage!... Sorry, I'm just pretty funbags— FLUSTERED!"
"Flattery, works every time." Said Sirius proudly. When he saw everyone's disgusted looks, he realized what could have been meant there and yelled. "Oi! No! I didn't mean it like that! I mean, I did mean it, but I've never done it, well I've done it, but not with Snape and now this is sounding worse and worse! Read, Bill! Read!"
— Reading The Half-Blood Prince
"Did you wish to see me, Captain?"
"Well who wouldn't in that tightass...I mean yes, yes! I want you to examine this dildo... device! that Silik's people left on your cute behind...I mean behind on the ship! I was wondering whether you could make out...err make anything of it as I know you've been keeping your breasts... abreast of the latest Suliban technology."
T'Pol raised her left eyebrow exactly 6.5 millimetres in exasperation. The Captain's Freudian slips were notorious. The worst occasion had been in that Old West colony in the Expanse, when Archer had told her to "head them off at the ass".
"Well who wouldn't in that tightass...I mean yes, yes! I want you to examine this dildo... device! that Silik's people left on your cute behind...I mean behind on the ship! I was wondering whether you could make out...err make anything of it as I know you've been keeping your breasts... abreast of the latest Suliban technology."
T'Pol raised her left eyebrow exactly 6.5 millimetres in exasperation. The Captain's Freudian slips were notorious. The worst occasion had been in that Old West colony in the Expanse, when Archer had told her to "head them off at the ass".
— Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic
