Follow TV Tropes


Quotes / Five Nights at Freddy's

Go To

Five Nights at Freddy's

"So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?"
Phone Guy, Night 1

"Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right?
Phone Guy, Night 1

"Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don't last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that's not what I meant."
Phone Guy, Night 3

''"Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it. Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. banging sound It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did. Uh, hey, do me a favor. bang bang Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? bang bang I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. bang bang Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. chime plays. You know...moan oh, no - noises followed by an animatronic screech and static

Phone Guy, Night 4

Five Nights at Freddy's 2

"Hello, hello ... hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made ​​a very poor career choice."
Phone Guy, Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Trailer

Five Nights at Freddy's 3

"He will come back. He always does. We have a place for him."
Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Trailer

"Uh, hello? Hello, hello! Uh, there's been a slight change of company policy concerning use of the suits. Um, don't. After learning of an unfortunate incident at the sister location, involving multiple and simultaneous spring lock failures, the company has deemed the suits temporarily unfit for employees."
Phone Guy, FNAF 3, Night 4


Five Nights At Freddy's 4

"What is it that you think you see? What game do you think you are playing? What have you brought home?"
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 Trailer

Five Nights at Freddy's World

"Come and sit with me a while."
"Leave the demon to his demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else."
Old Man Consequences

Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location

"Isn't "the scooper" a fun name? It sounds like something you would use for ice cream, or custard, or sprinkles. It sounds like something you would want at your birthday party, to ensure you get a heaping portion of every. Good. Thing."
"I wonder, though, if you were a freshly opened pint of ice cream, how you would feel about something with that name. Thankfully, I don't think a freshly opened pint of ice cream feels anything at all."
Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location

Father, it's me, Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize me at first, but then, they thought I was you. And I found her, I.. put her back together, just like you asked me to. She's free now, but something is wrong with me. I should be dead, but I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now: I'm going to come find you. I'm going to come find you.
Sister Location Golden Freddy Custom Night Cutscene

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator


"It's a new day! It's your time to shine! It's time to take your career into your own hands! You've saved money your whole life. Great! Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket, and take a huge gamble on your future. A gamble that has a 100% chance of success in some cases. What are we talking about? We're talking about become a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee! That's right! Restaurant ownership and management. Something anyone can do with a limited degree of success. Sure, it's a lot of money to invest, but everyone's doing it! That means it's safe and lucrative.

With your initial investment, you'll receive everything you to get started, including: a small room, some tables, and electricityinvoked. But don't forget about the money left over after buying your franchise package! Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics and much much more! Now, let's take a look at a few things that can help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee. Such as:

1). Atmosphere! Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers.

2). Entertainment! Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure customers come back.

3). Bonus Revenue! Coin operated games and attractions can create additional revenue during the day. Which means more money in your pocket, ready for reinvestment.

4). Health and Safety! There may be times you purchase something of questionable quality, and we don't blame you! Cutting corners is just good business! But there are steps you can take to make sure you don't get sued for it. And that brings us to…

5). Liability. Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there's
also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased with that deeply discounted price tag. Of course, this would only be a serious danger if there was something outside that's been trying to get in for months now, which we are not confirming to be the case.

This concludes the amount of help we're legally obligated to provide. Remember:
you are now the face of the recently rebranded Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Wear that smile with pride, let's make some money!"
Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for death, disappearance or dismemberment

Post Monday Cutscene

"Great job! It looks like you're getting the hang of this! Now let's just focus on getting you through your first week. There's a big party here Saturday, and you should view that day as your ultimate test. Make it through Saturday, and you will have proven yourself as the successful entrepreneur we all know you can be!"

Bad Ending

"Congratulations on completing the week. Unfortunately, you did not meet your special obligations under paragraph four. Your employment is terminated. We'll mail you your things. End tape."
Cassette Man

Mediocre Ending

"Congratulations! You've completed a full week on the job, and you've done it in such a lackluster way that no one is proud or disappointed. It's a fine line to walk, but you did it, completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness that we're surprised you're able to dress yourself in the morning. While such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it doesn't mean that we want you back. In fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere. But before you go, take this Certificate of Mediocrity. You should be proud. You stood on two feet, and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact you couldn't. Now get out."
Tutorial Unit

Bankruptcy Ending

"You gave it your best shot. You went all in. You put all your eggs in one basket, and did the unthinkable: you ran out of cash. While we encourage entrepreneurs to follow their dreams, we also recognize a lost cause when we see one. There are no do-overs, and we trust that you know your way out. But before you go, take this Certificate of Bankruptcy. Now do everyone a favor, and get lost."
Tutorial Unit

Insanity Ending

"It's only now that I understand the depth of the depravity of this creature, this monster that I unwillingly helped to create. As if what he had already done wasn't enough, he found a new way to desecrate, to humiliate, to destroy. As if the suffering wasn't enough. The loss of innocence, the loss of everything to so many people. Small souls trapped in prisons of my making, now set to new purpose, and used in ways I never thought imaginable. He lured them all back. Back to a familiar place, back with familiar tricks. He brought them all together. Are they still aware? I hope not. It keeps me awake at night. I could make myself... sleep... But not yet. Not until I undo what he has done and heal this wound. A wound first inflicted on me, but then one that I let bleed out to cause all this. He set some kind of trap. I don't know what it was, but he led them there again, he overpowered them again, and he robbed them of the only thing that they had again. I don't know how those tiny breaths of life came to inhabit those machines, but they will never find rest now. Not like this. I have to call them all back - all of them - together in one place."
Cassette Man, in audio file HRY223

"Congratulations! You went somewhere you weren't supposed to go, saw something you weren't supposed to see, and prevented a tidy resolution to a messy problem. Needless to say, you're fired. But before you go, take this Certificate of Insanity. We're giving it to you to ensure that no one believes you, and to ensure that we can promptly replace you without incident. There is a truck waiting for you outside. Take care."
Tutorial Unit

Blacklist Ending

"Congratulations. By some miracle, you completed a full week on the job. Here at Fazbear Entertainment, we encourage a healthy spirit of entrepreneurship, which sometimes means taking risks. But you took it a step further. You were reckless and borderline criminally negligent in almost every decision that you made. So much so, that you've been deemed a liability hazard even for us. We'll mail you your final paycheck, minus the costs of wiping the security footage clean and erasing all trace of your employment from our files. But don't feel like you're leaving empty-handed. Take this Blacklist Certificate. You'll be lucky to ever find employment in this town again. Now take care."
Tutorial Unit

Good Ending

"You played right into our hands. Do you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you? No. This was a gift. For us. You gathered them all together in one place. Just like he asked you to. All of those little souls in one place. Just for us. A gift. Now we can do what we were created to do. And be complete. I will make you proud, Daddy. Watch, listen, and be full."
Baby/Elizabeth Afton

"Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume... although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
"I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits — they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
"My daughter, if you can hear me... I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication."
Cassette Man

"Congratulations on completing your work week. We apologize if your situation wasn't presented to you in a completely honest fashion when you first started, but it was important that your intentions and actions be genuine. Here at Fazbear Entertainment, we value fun, family and food. But more importantly, we value our commitment to atoning for past mistakes and tying up loose ends. Thank you for your participation. There is no need for you to return to work next week, as Fazbear Entertainment is no longer a corporate entity. Please accept this certificate of completion. Goodbye for now, and thank you for taking this journey with us."
Tutorial Unit

Ultimate Custom Night

For the quotes for Ultimate Custom Night, go here.