"So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?"
—Phone Guy, Night 1
"Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right?
—Phone Guy, Night 1
"Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don't last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that's not what I meant."
—Phone Guy, Night 3
''"Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it. Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. banging sound
It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did. Uh, hey, do me a favor. bang bang
Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? bang bang
I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it wont be so bad. bang bang
Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. chime plays
. You know...moan
oh, no - noises followed by an animatronic screech and static
—Phone Guy, Night 4
"Hello, hello ... hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
—Phone Guy, Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Trailer
"He will come back. He always does. We have a place for him."
—Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Trailer
"Uh, hello? Hello, hello! Uh, there's been a slight change of company policy concerning use of the suits. Um, don't."
—Phone Guy, FNAF 3, Night 4
"What is it that you think you see? What game do you think you are playing? What have you brought home?"
—Five Nights At Freddy's 4 Trailer
"Come and sit with me a while."
"Leave the demon to his demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else."
—Old Man Consequences
"Isn't "the scooper" a fun name? It sounds like something you would use for ice cream, or custard, or sprinkles. It sounds like something you would want at your birthday party, to ensure you get a heaping portion of every. Good. Thing."
"I wonder, though, if you were a freshly opened pint of ice cream, how you would feel about something with that name. Thankfully, I don't think a freshly opened pint of ice cream feels anything at all."
—Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location
"Congratulations! You've completed a full week on the job, and you've done it in such a lackluster way that no one is proud or disappointed. It's a fine line to walk, but you did it, completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness that we're surprised you're able to dress yourself in the morning. While such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it doesn't mean that we want you back. In fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere. But before you go, take this Certificate of Mediocrity. You should be proud. You stood on two feet, and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact you couldn't. Now get out."
"It's only now that I understand the depth of the depravity of this monster, this creature I unwillingly helped to create. As if what he'd already done wasn't enough, he found a new way to desecrate, to humiliate, to destroy. As if the suffering wasn't enough. The loss of innocence, the loss of everything to so many people. Small souls trapped in prisons of my making, now set to new purpose, and used in ways I never thought imaginable. He lured them all back. Back to a familiar place, back with familiar tricks. He brought them back together. Are they still aware? I hope not. It keeps me awake at night. I could make myself... sleep... But not yet. Not until I undo what he has done and heal this wound. A wound first inflicted on me, then one I let bleed out to cause all this. He set some kind of trap. I don't know what it was, but he led them there again, he overpowered them again, and he robbed them of the only thing they had again. I don't know how those tiny breaths of life came to inhabit those machines, but they can never find rest now. Not like this. I have to call them all back, together in one place.
—Cassette Man, in audio file HRY223
"Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End Communication."
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