Zim: But I choose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion...You see, at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM! WITH A MOOSE!!!
Flashes to a white room with a moose staring menacingly
Dib: NOOOO- Wait a minute, did you say a room with a moose?
Zim: Yes, your fear is overwhelming, no?
Dib: Um, no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose in it? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really.
Zim: OH, I WILL SHOW YOU! PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!!!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
Flashes to a white room with a moose staring menacingly
Dib: NOOOO- Wait a minute, did you say a room with a moose?
Zim: Yes, your fear is overwhelming, no?
Dib: Um, no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose in it? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really.
Zim: OH, I WILL SHOW YOU! PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!!!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
— Invader Zim, "A Room with a Moose"
"Jaune!" Nora all but leapt onto her leader, despite being hooked up to both an IV drip and a heart monitor. "Please! You have to get us out! The food here is awful! It's all baked chicken, vegetables, and apple sauceeee-uwaaaa!" Nora's complaints devolved into blubbering tears as she latched onto Jaune.
Taken aback by his teammate, Jaune hesitantly patted Nora on the back saying, "I mean… applesauce is good?"
This only caused Nora's wails to intensify, until Ren pulled her off their leader.
Taken aback by his teammate, Jaune hesitantly patted Nora on the back saying, "I mean… applesauce is good?"
This only caused Nora's wails to intensify, until Ren pulled her off their leader.
"If you'd think I'd let go for a little- EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
— Spongebob Squarepants, "No Free Rides"
Tahani: I'm gonna miss these little perks when I'm down in the Bad Place, being forced to wear a knock-off handbag and drink tap water.
Chidi: That's what you think hell is?
Chidi: That's what you think hell is?
— The Good Place, "Mindy St. Claire"
Tahani: [My torture] will obviously be an eternity spent in the Swiss Alps.
Eleanor: That sounds amazing.
Tahani: In Autumn. The off-season.
Eleanor: Yeah. Still fine. You'd be fine.
Eleanor: That sounds amazing.
Tahani: In Autumn. The off-season.
Eleanor: Yeah. Still fine. You'd be fine.
— The Good Place, "Best Self"
Bill: (as a woman enters a basement and the camera lingers on some old paint cans against a wall) No!! NO!!! The paint settled and they'll have to go all the way back to Home Depot to remix it!!!!!
Berdly: You... you said I could trust you!! You said you were a GAMER!!!
Queen: Berdly
Queen: I Only Play Mobile Games
Berdly: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Queen: Berdly
Queen: I Only Play Mobile Games
Berdly: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Offscreen Voice: "What's going on?"
Princess: "A bad thing!"
Offscreen Voice: "Oh dear! What sort of bad thing?"
Princess: (completely seriously) "Shoes!"
Offscreen Voice: "Shoes?! Are shoes a bad thing?"
Princess: "I don't like new ones."
— Little Princess, "I Want My New Shoes"
Cacus: For centuries, I was the terror of Italy! I stole many cows—more than any other giant. Mothers used to scare their children with my name. They would say, 'Mind your manners, child, or Cacus will come and steal your cows!'
Annabeth: Horrifying,
Cacus: I know! Right?
Annabeth: Horrifying,
Cacus: I know! Right?
—The Demigod Diaries: Percy Jackson and the Staff of Hermes
Commercial: Whoopsie doodle! There was a mixup at the cookie factory! We made the cookies way too big! And the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?!
Xavier: My god! No one deserves a mixup that bad... I've got to help those poor bastards!
—Xavier: Renegade Angel, "Bloodcorn"
Bowser: [Opens a door] OH MY GOD! OH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! [Runs away]
[The camera cuts to the doorway, to reveal Wario inside the room picking his nose]
Wario: [Turns to the doorway] Fuck you! [flips the bird]
[The camera cuts to the doorway, to reveal Wario inside the room picking his nose]
Wario: [Turns to the doorway] Fuck you! [flips the bird]
— SMG4, "Mario's Challenge"
Hideo Kojima: He's eliminated now! All eliminated players have to... join our PlayStation All Star Game!!!
[Cut to Bob inside PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]
Bob: Oh no, somebody kill me! Kill meeeeeee-!
[Mass "Oh, Crap!" by many of the remaining participants, who who try to escape the game out the entry doors]
[Cut to Bob inside PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]
Bob: Oh no, somebody kill me! Kill meeeeeee-!
[Mass "Oh, Crap!" by many of the remaining participants, who who try to escape the game out the entry doors]
(The camera lingers on a very unremarkable-looking suburban home, while undeservedly scary music plays.)
Kevin: (horrified) What?!
Bill: An AVERAGE SUBURBAN RANCH HOUSE?! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Mike: AAAAAH! People may live lives of quiet desperation and alcoholism in there!!!!
Kevin: J-J-J-J-JOHN CHEEVER MIGHT WRITE POIGNANT SHORT STORIES ABOUT WHAT WE DO IN THERE!!!!!
All Three: (SCREAM AND SOB HYSTERICALLY!!!)
And then from the corner of my eye, I saw them. Half one thing and half another. Unholy hybrids. Freaks of nature. How did they get in my cabin? I didn't want to look, but I couldn't help myself. There, standing upright in the dish rack... there were... sporks!
— Lady Upturn, Kamp Koral, "Are You Afraid of the Dork?"
