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    Anime and Manga 

"Oh, hello Ilena. What's wrong? You seem to be missing an arm. Ah, here it is. You can have it back. You really shouldn't leave things lying around."

"You give the impression of a gentleman... but you are the worst kind of madman."
Kakyoin to Telence T. D'arby, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    Comic Books 

Prometheus: What's The Joker like?
Lex Luthor: Frighteningly sick in the head, but strangely compelling company.
JLA #38

Darth Krayt: Eat. Drink. No, it's not poison. If I wanted you dead, you'd already be three days with the Force.
Cade: [starts eating the food] Treat a prisoner nasty, then treat 'em nice. Old trick.
Darth Krayt: As you say, an old trick.
Star Wars: Legacy #15 — "Claws of the Dragon, Part Two"

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    Fan Works 

Jacques Schnee: [raising a glass to toast] To the future of Atlas!
Nicholas Schnee: To the future of Atlas.
[both toast and only Nicholas drinks]
Nicholas Schnee: You just want to do a toast?
Jacques Schnee: No, I’m just the biggest fan of drinking poison.
Nicholas Schnee: Excuse me?
Jacques Schnee: This was all part of my plan, Nick. I drove Willow to indulge herself in pointless hedonism just so you would hand over the company to me.
Nicholas Schnee: [dying] You cretin! I'll...
Jacques Schnee: Yes, that poison acts pretty fast. Especially when ingested.
Atlas Chapter 4, "Nicholas Schnee"

”Welcome, Officers of Atlas. It’s a rarity when prey comes into my clutches, so I must thank you.”
the Wendigo, Atlas Chapter 5 "Wind"

She picked me up and dragged me to my bedroom door. She assumed that Sterling had awoken, and I saw her become a completely different person. A smile that lit up the room. Warm, affectionate, and friendly. But I saw her eyes. There was nothing behind them. She might as well have been a doll. And with that, she brought me in and tucked me in like a good mother would. “And remember to keep our little secret. Mommy wouldn’t be very happy if you told it.” Her tone and words were soothing, but I felt the malice behind them. And it scared me. She kissed my forehead and told me goodnight.
— Cinder describing her mother Brigit Stark, My Name Is Cinder

[Silva] always talked like he was a friend. But despite his tone, almost nothing he ever said was ever friendly.
— Emerald describing Randall Silva, An Emerald Unearthed

"I am pleased to see you arrived safely," Lord Ozpin said to Weiss, looking down at the young girl. "I trust your trip was an uneventful one?" Though his words carried the illusion of kindness, his voice carried the air of seriousness, displeasure, and cruelty. Weiss knew she meant nothing to him, even as an ally.
RWBY: Dark, Chapter 9

"Now then," Obito gave a deceptively nice, closed-eyes grin. "Let's see how the Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu does with a Fuma shuriken…"

Only one word was echoing through Naruto's mind as he dived over the edge of the prism he was on and clung onto it for dear life.

Naruko almost hadn't believed Sasuke-san, when he had told her Teikoku's leader was another alternate counterpart of her. The Warlord was the oldest Naruto she had seen, and estimated him to be in his mid-twenties. He walked shirtless and barefoot, wearing only red pants with a golden dragon motif woven on it. His eyes were icy and cruel, and his smile wasn't a smile.

His eyes set on her, specifically. He looked so much like sensei, yet so far away, it disturbed her greatly. He smiled, closed the gap between them faster than Naruko could follow… and then petted her hair with his right hand.

"What a nice face you have," he said, with a paternal tone, "Can't wait to skin it off."
Naruko, about the Warlord, Echoes

"I hope you like your new home, (Shisui) Uchiha," a huge, masked, white fox said softly, its sadism hidden behind a false veneer of politeness. Naruko recognized the Kyuubi, but this one had only three tails. "Because, remember… you shall lie there forever."
— Kitsune's Kyuubi, Echoes

"Good morning good sirs. I see you have my toy… did she cause you trouble?" Kenta asked with fake affability. Politeness, he had learnt, was always useful to charm and manipulate others. Kenta had worn the false expression for such a long time it was almost a reflex now."
Echoes

"Dear Jeremie: I'm afraid I might have bugged the return trip to the past program. Ulrich and Yumi will die. But here's an animation of a dancing koala to make you feel better. Have fun at the funerals."

    Film - Live-Action 

"I don't want war! All I want is peace! Peace! Peace!...
A little piece of Poland,
A little piece of France,
A little piece of Austria
And Hungary, perchance!
A little slice of Turkey
And all that that entails,
And then a bit of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales!"
Adolf Hitler, To Be or Not to Be (1983)

"I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't get me wrong when I tell you that Tom, while being a very nice guy, is the Devil."
Aaron, Broadcast News

"Your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends. People who cared for you all your life."
Henry to Jimmy, GoodFellas

Brett: ...we got into this thing with the best intentions, really. I never—
(Jules shoots the guy on the couch)
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? (Brett stares in horror) I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something about "best intentions"? (Brett remains speechless) What's the matter? Oh, you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

    Literature 

"His eyes did not smile when his mouth did."
Sansa Stark on Littlefinger, A Song of Ice and Fire

"Dracula's smile was persuasive, but behind it were his teeth."

"The important thing is, Hiro, that you have to understand the Mafia way. And the Mafia way is that we pursue larger goals under the guise of personal relationships."
Fisheye, Snow Crash

"His beard and his brows were white, and the cast of his face was mild and wise, but his eyes were as hard as hailstones... Mabruk's semblance of affability vanished like a spark on snow, and with the same sound. His whole face became like his eyes."

"While outwardly Tarn seemed charming, Bond got the impression that the charm was less than skin deep. Beneath the surface lay something malignant; an undertow of bleak, unbalanced evil mixed with the undeniable charisma."

"Other stories tell how I eat innocent newborns, how I'm ten feet tall, how I breathe fire and have great dragon wings. None of those are wholly accurate. I don't have dragon wings, I don't breathe fire, I only eight feet tall and I've never eaten a newborn that didn't have it coming. My name is Mevolent. What's yours?"
Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked

"Plumm had an amiable look to him, especially when he smiled. The faithful retainer, every man's favorite nuncle, full of chuckles and old sayings and roughspun wisdom. It was all a sham. Those smiles never reached Plumm's eyes, where greed hid behind a veil of caution."
Tyrion Lannister's thoughts about the mercenary Brown Ben Plumm, A Song of Ice and Fire.

"I know Murder's the bad guy, and killed lots of people, but you gotta admit he had class. The way he fought... He seemed in control the entire time."

"Arcturus Mengsk. There's a name that is synonymous with terror, betrayal and violence. A living example of the ends justifying the means. The assassin of the Confederacy of Man. The hero of the blasted world of Korhal IV. King of the universe. A savage barbarian who never let anything or anyone get in his way. And yet, he is charming, erudite and intelligent. When you're in his presence you feel that he's really listening to you, that your opinions matter, that you're someone important if you agree with him. It's amazing. I have often wondered if men like Mengsk don't carry around their own reality-warping bubbles, and all who fall in are suddenly transported to another dimension where the hellish things he says and does suddenly make sense. At least, that's the effect he always had on me."
Michael Liberty, Starcraft: Liberty's Crusade

"Please, do keep digging your own grave. I look forward to your splendidly inevitable demise."
-– Dread Emperor Benevolent the First, A Practical Guide To Evil

"Power tastes best when sweetened by courtesy."
—Roose Bolton, A Song of Ice and Fire

(you must sit down and tell us all about it)
Words spoken in that exact-same bantering tone. He had heard them before, of that there could be no doubt. But had Denker been the one to speak them? Had he?
(tell us everything)
The voice of an urbane man. A cultured man. But there was a threat in the voice. A steel hand in a velvet glove. Yes.
Where?
Thibor narrowed his eyes. "Faethor Ferenczy, you play with me as a cat plays with a mouse. Why? You call me your son, offer me your name, your sigils. Yet here I hang in chains, with one friend dead and another dying at my feet. Say it now, you are a madman and I'm your next victim. Isn't it so?"
The other shook his wolfish head. "So little faith," he rumbled, almost sadly. "But we shall see, we shall see."
Necroscope II: Wamphyri

"Perhaps Slim could be won over to you..." said Josaphat, hesitatingly. "For - strange though it may sound, he loves you..."
"Slim loves all his victims. Which does not prevent him, as the most considerate and kindly of executioners, from laying them before my father's feet. He is the born tool, but the tool of the strongest. He would never make himself the tool of the weaker one, for he would thus humiliate himself. And you have just told me, Josaphat, how much stronger my father is than I..."

The Boss: If I tell you to jump, I ask you how high. If I tell you to eat dog shit, you ask me for cutlery. If I tell you to gut yourself, you ask if I'd like to have your intestines braised, boiled or beer-battered and airfried-
Rupert Wong: But it's really hard to cook when you're disemboweled, boss.
The Boss: Oh, that wit of yours, Rupert. I'd miss it if it were gone. Don't ever lose it. We'd have to eat you otherwise.
Food Of The Gods, by Cassandra Khaw

Well, well, well. Here aboard my own ship. How nice of you to come around to see me. Can I offer you anything? Something to drink? To eat? Or maybe just a quick death?
Visser Three, Animorphs #25: The Extreme

Kihrin: Who are you again?
Talon: So sweet of you to ask. I'm Talon. I'll be your murderer tonight. You should feel honored, really. I'm only sent after the important ones.
The Ruin of Kings, by Jenn Lyons

    Live-Action TV 

"He sees the lighter side of everything!"

Capt. Blamey: Why do you dislike him?
Verity: I have no specific reason, but I think I'm I'm apprehensive of people who continually smile.
Poldark (1975)

Kirk: You were notorious, Colonel Green, for striking at your enemies in the midst of negotiating with them.
Green: But that was centuries ago, Captain, and not altogether true! No, there is much I would change now if I could. Don't let prejudice and rumour sway you. [signals men to attack]
Star Trek: The Original Series, "The Savage Curtain"

Bester: Hello, Captain! I hope you don't mind me stopping by to visit. I told the staff we were such good friends; like Holmes and Watson, Reebo and Zooty...
Sheridan: —Fire and water, snake and mongoose..

"How would you feel if I killed your family? [smiling] Oh, that's right, I forgot. I did. Still, two wrongs don't make a right."
Azazel, Supernatural, "Devil's Trap"

The Voice: Shut down the building's backup generator.
Sandra: If the power goes out, that generator is the only thing keeping this call center online! Why shut it down?
The Voice: Because I asked nicely. I can be more emphatic, but people tend to get hurt when that happens.
Person of Interest, "Last Call"

Namtar: You are in no way being diminished. You are being given a gift: you are experiencing a level of intellectual processing few beings ever approach.
Aeryn: I feel what you describe. But... I am slipping away. I feel that too.
Namtar: You must be willing to push off from the riskless shore in order to reach heady new lands.
Aeryn: But as soon as my body reaches the saturation point, you will take the DNA features you desire and discard the rest.
Namtar: I look forward to experiencing the insights you obviously already possess.

"Congratulations. Can you believe this guy?."
Bob Benson, Mad Men

Sherlock: Who are you?!
Moriarty: Jim Moriarty. Hi.

"Good luck on your promotion, Monica."

"Don't mistake my generosity for generosity."
Zhang/White Rose, Mr. Robot

     Tabletop Games 

It never costs anything to be polite. In fact, it tends to get more cooperation from the people who hire you, the elders who occasionally "ask" you to pull missions, and even your targets. You've distanced yourself from any moral issues that might arise from what you do - it's just a way to get leverage over others by placing something that they value in danger. Of course, you'd never make yourself vulnerable by actually caring about someone else.
—Roleplaying notes for The Bogeyman, Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Assamite (Revised)

"Oh dear," chuckled a mellifluous voice, the High Gothic translation overlaid upon the lilting syllables of the Eldar language. "There is no need for such vulgarities, Brother Kynus. You and I shall be the best of friends soon enough. We shall get to know each other inside and out."
Warhammer 40,000: Haemonculus Covens

You give the impression of a benevolent father, even when you are heaping unspeakable torments upon those who displease you. You simply accept as fact the notion you can break anyone, achieve anything, and meet the price of any man's soul.
—Roleplaying hints for The Unnamed, "Hell On Earth," Mage: The Ascension - Ascension

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    Theatre 

O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables, - meet it is I set it down,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
Hamlet

    Video Games 

Bah! You're a traitor to your country and yet you still stand there trying to be eloquent!
King Corlo, Wonder Project J

Handsome Jack: Jimmy, please make a note: I'm strangling Mister Moorin for bringing up my wife.
Mister Blake: (scribbling) Choking... Mister Moorin...
Handsome Jack: No, no, Jimmy, choking is something you do when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Mister Moorin's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is actually referred to as strangling.

Hoyt: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. It is by my grace that your head isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if you gave a fuck about Jason Brody!
Vaas: Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.
Hoyt: Fantastic! (beat) I am really loving this weather. What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stole a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. I'd like to pay them a visit. Nice to see you, Vaas.

"Forgive me. I don't believe we've met."
Gehn after shooting the player, Riven

James: Charlotte's got Mithras stashed away somewhere safe now. He says Charnel's been summoning demons to aid Marduk.
Charnel: He lies! Do not believe anything he says!
James: ... What if he tells me you're a villain?
Charnel: ... Don't believe anything else he has to say!

"Shhhh...it's okay to be afraid."
Scarecrow, Batman: Arkham Knight

"He's actually quite a reasonable man in the way he talks but he's obviously very disturbed."
John Noble referring the above Scarecrow in this interview here.

Creation: You've been on this for too long, Scott. They're barely holding themselves together any-
Scott: WHY?! I have been a good man! We've been good people! Why have you demons come to torture me and my family?!
Creation: I... Um... I- I was saying... That we've gone-
Scott: STOP IGNORING MY QUESTIONS! If I'm going to die, at least I want to know why! Can you at least give me that?!
Creation: (sigh) Look, I'm sorry. It's just the way things have to go. It's just a part of life! Um... for us, I mean...

"Hey, kid... Wanna see some magic ? I'm Weber... I've been waiting for you... Today is your lucky day. I've got something really special for you. You're gonna love this. Take good care of it! Heh heh heh..."
Weber, just before giving you the Nitroglycerin, Big Bug or Blackmail, Dokapon Kingdom

"Hello! Hello, oh thank God you're alive. I need you to stay calm. We're going to get you help, we'll get you out of there. I want you to find a place to hide, someplace safe where you can remember the taste of her kiss when you felt her neck break, you diseased cocksucker."
The Stalker, Outlast II

"You must be exhausted. Let's take a break, huh, buddy? The old two martini lunch, have a little confab. Blah, blah... heavier than you look. A little cardio wouldn't kill you. Okay. Here we go. Arms and legs inside the car at all times."
"Dr." Rick Trager talking to the player after punching him and while kidnapping him, Outlast

"Talks like a white collar business school douchebag, probably has a set of golf clubs in the trunk of his Audi."
Miles describing Trager from above

I know you. That symbol on your hand marks you a dead man. Ten years, Subject Delta, since I watched you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. But take heart: out of your pain, paradise was born. I don't know how you survived, but your suffering is over now. These men will ease your burden. Please understand that like all I have done, this is an act of love...
Sofia Lamb, Bioshock 2

Edward leans back in his chair. Casual movement does not suit him. He looks like a scorpion settling into a slipper.

"Alllllrighty! One piece of shit kitty cat, gooooooooooing down! Right this way, sir. To the bottom of the Boundary! Enjoy your stay! FOREVER!"
Yuuki Terumi's win quote vs. Jubei, BlazBlue: Central Fiction

    Webcomics 

"Jillian was finally coming to realize that Wanda was right about Dame Branch's charm. Her kindness was an act, a weapon, a tool."

"When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally."

Redcloak: Our alliance with Xykon is one of the most important tools we have, and we cannot afford to screw that up. That does NOT mean we should trust him. I know he seems funny and charming, but believe me, when you've seen for yourself the depth to which he'll sink—
(Description Cut to Tsukiko putting on a show of Reanimated Gladiators)
Xykon: I love it, but can we get more silver spandex on those costumes?
(back to)
Redcloak: —you will never sleep well again.

We want to kill you each in a unique and horrible way while the others look on. But first, let's get to know each other.
Shufgar, Schlock Mercenary

(Having blown the wall down and standing there with glowing red eyes, pauses to dust herself down with a smile) Oh dear! Sorry about that! I hope I haven't interrupted anything. I just wanted to visit my friend!

    Web Original 

"Adrian Brody is some black ops soldier who is literally dropped into a new planet along with other soldiers and killers... They also have a failed plot twist with Topher Grace who plays a humble doctor who is so nice and hasn't killed anyone at all and if you haven't figured out the plot twist by now you haven't seen a movie ever."
Miles Antwiler on Predators

"Don't you know it's dangerous to walk alone at night? Someone like me might find you. Poor girl never saw it coming. Slash across her tummy - stomach contents everywhere! ♥ "
Viral Renegade

"Oh, believe me, I am bad... I just like being polite about it! Ehe!"

"Ariana’s own mom thought she was going to be a serial killer. She warned us! I bet that wicked child wishes hoes who cross her into the cornfield. The cornfield might seem like it’s a nice place since Ariana isn’t there, but I doubt she lets her enemies off that easy. Her music probably plays on a loop in the cornfield."
Michael K., "Ariana Grande Latte Really Loves And Appreciates Her Fans (And I Mean The Opposite Of That, Of Course)"

"You look stressed, Vader! You appear to be in pain. You need a vacation-here, take a trip on my train..."
Adolf Hitler, Epic Rap Battles of History, "Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader 2"

Shaka Zulu: I've got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah, and we all know you're just a chicken, Caesar.
Julius Caesar: Ooh, can I be a hyena? Because I'm going to laugh when I pave roads with the bones of your goat-herding ass.
Epic Rap Battles of History, "Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar"

"I'm sorry. Every now and then I get these little slips of humanity, but I make sure to crush them as soon as possible."

"But he sat down with Richard Spencer and they had a talk, and Richard Spencer comes in he always doing this thing of 'oh it's nice to meet you', [stutters with "your"] 'I love your work' you know. He comes in and he's very humble and he tries to act like 'I don't mind other people' but as you slowly chip away at him, you really get to the person that he is on the inside."
Korey Coleman, Double Toasted

Vegeta: Don't you understand!? If it didn't grant my wish, then I'm not immortal, and Freeza's going to... g-going to...
Freeza: Oh no, don't mind me. By all means; give me some ideas.

"Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can."
Alucard's letter to the new Pope, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

''"We're breaking into your base! Everyone say hello to our new friends! Ha-haaaaaaaa! Is anyone here? We're coming in! We are going to skullfuck your families!
Lucius the Eternal in a Micky Mouse voice, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device

    Western Animation 

Dear Jack:
LOOK BEHIND YOU.
Love,
Aku ♥

"So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway. Now, I am a fair man. You will have 72 hours to vacate. At that time we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons".
Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons

Terry: I don't care what you do to me. But he doesn't deserve this. He's done too much for this city to wind up in the middle of a media circus.
Peek: He means a lot to you, doesn't he?
Terry: Yeah, he does.
Peek: I believe you. I really do. That's the trouble with this business. You meet so many liars you forget what sincerity sounds like. Want to say it all again while I've got the camera running?

I could have done that. ...But then I would've never have gotten to see the look on your face when you were tricked by your favorite little Ruby!(disturbingly Unevil Laugh)
Navy the Ruby, Steven Universe

Oh, he doesn't change, Orel. That's just his true nature coming out.
Bloberta on Clay Puppington, Moral Orel

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    Real Life 

"Charlie was always preaching love. Charlie had no idea what love was. Charlie was so far from love it wasn't even funny. Death is Charlie's trip. It really is."
—Testimony of Paul Watkins, People v. Charles Manson

"That smile. That oily, drippy, disingenuous smile. It’s the kind of smile that lets you know Isiah just got back from grabbing your wife’s ass."
Drew Magary, "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"

Behind his grinning face was the mind of a calculating monster.
—Introduction to a documentary about Idi Amin

We're having too much fun, you know that? You realize that? [{Affably Evil I'm coming across like a nice guy]]. Nobody's going to believe this, nobody. I wouldn't believe this if I was watching this.
Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski to an interviewer, just after making a joke about one of his murders that the interviewer chuckled at


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