"No, a trysexual, he'll try anything: mud, chickens, anything."
— Cheech, Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
John Hart: [eager] Oh, that's gorgeous!
Gwen: That's a poodle.
Gwen: That's a poodle.
Let's be honest: You sleep with anything that walks on two legs. Sometimes, you're not even that discriminating.
— Description for the "Gigolo" reputation, Fallout 2
Kreese: How do you sex an alien, anyway?
Howard: As often as I can!
Howard: As often as I can!
— MadWorld
"Sometimes when I am humping this mattress, I am thinking of that mattress."
— The Todd, Scrubs
"Oh god, [Mackenzie is] gonna fuck those balloons."
— Shay Van Buren, The Most Popular Girls in School, Episode 65
Dabbler: I find complex women arousing...
Maxima: You find stairs arousing.
Maxima: You find stairs arousing.
"You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything."
Louise: Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you haven't perved up?
Tina: No. That's why I've started writing erotic friend-fiction.
Tina: No. That's why I've started writing erotic friend-fiction.
— Bob's Burgers, "Bad Tina"
"There is no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference."
— Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Ted Nivison: *Holding a jar of peanut butter with a hole in the middle.* Schlatt, what happened to this peanut butter?
Jschlatt: Well, you said you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, and so I did.
Jschlatt: Well, you said you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, and so I did.
"Oh, I'm always dating bad boys, bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars..."
— Mariner, Star Trek: Lower Decks, "We'll Always Have Tom Paris"
Oh, she'd fuck anyone. Chicks, dudes, didn't matter. Fat guys, skinny guys, guys who climb on rocks, dogs, cats, squirrels, bugs...snails. She fucked a snail. I watched her fuck a snail once. That sounds weird, right? Just hearing me say it? Imagine how weird it was to see it! She FUCKED. A SNAIL.''
— Spike T. Dragonowitz regarding Pinkie Pie, PARTY.MOV
Raine: My, my, what a big, strong beast you are...
Mal: No! NO! You cannot flirt with the horrific bug monster! This is where I draw the line! This cannot work!
Mal: No! NO! You cannot flirt with the horrific bug monster! This is where I draw the line! This cannot work!
"Ha, you’re too naïve, Kami-yan. I have a wide range of acceptance when it comes to women: not just fallen female main characters but also foster sisters, foster mothers, foster daughters, twins, widows, senpais, kouhais, fellow classmates, teachers, childhood friends, ojou-samas, blondes, brunettes, brown-haired, silver-haired, long-haired, medium-haired, short-haired, girls wearing bobby pins, wavy-haired, twintails, ponytails, one-sided ponytails, twin braids, ahoges, curly-haired, girls in sailor clothes, blazers, judogi, kyuudougi, kindergarten nurses, maids, policewomen, witches, shrine maidens, nuns, military women, secretaries, lolis, shotas, Tsunderes, cheerleaders, stewardesses, waitresses, goth girls wearing black, goth girls wearing white, girls in China dresses, frail girls, albino girls, fantasists, girls with split personalities, queens, princesses, thigh-high socks, garterbelts, girls who cross-dress as guys, girls who wear glasses, girls who wear an eyepatch, girls who wear bandages, girls in school swimsuits, one-piece swimsuits, bikinis, V-shaped bikinis, bikinis that barely cover anything, youkai, ghosts, animal-eared girls, etc. — any female is within my area of acceptance."
— Aogami Pierce, A Certain Magical Index
