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Mayor: Master Betty, might I inquire: What is the Evil Council's plan?
Master Betty: Nnnng. It is EVIL! Mnyah! It is so EVIL! It is a bad, bad plan... that will hurt many... people... that are good. I think it's great 'cause it's so bad!
Mayor: I see... I think.

"My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait till it's unfurled!
It'll go down in History!
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself!
Five Iron Frenzy, "My Evil Plan to Save the World"

"My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"
The Flash in Lex Luthor's body, Justice League, "The Great Brain Robbery"

"No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!"
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (on the subject of her father), Phineas and Ferb

Eeeeeeevil plans!
We are making eeeeeeevil plans!
Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!
We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''
The Death Eaters, "It's Not Over Yet", A Very Potter Sequel

From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,
The head that made headlines in every newspaper,
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,
That cunning display that made Londoners sob,
Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...
An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!

"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."
Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."
Prince Ludwig the Indestructible, Blackadder II

"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."

Wesley: I don't need to hear your evil plans.
Lilah: No, it just turns you on, knowing I have 'em.
Angel, "Ground State"

"And now for the proceeding with the plan I have planned!"
Fawful, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Helen: Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observe.
Daria: And...
Helen: What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes. About the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in.
Daria: Aha! So my Evil Plan is working.
Daria, "Write Where It Hurts"

"As soon as I finish these WAFFLES I will get started on my next EEEEEEVIL PLAN!
Invader Zim, Zim Eats Waffles

"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!"

Dancer Man: Thereís only one thing left before I unleash all these clones in my hideous master plan!
Agent Smoulder: Whatís that?
Dancer Man: A hideous master plan. I havenít thought of one yet.
The X Fools

Regent Cid: <Ribbit!> Kuja didn't touch you, did he?
Hilda: His soul was filled with hate, but he was polite to me. He just talked an awful lot.
Regent Cid: What about? <Ribbit!>
Hilda: Well, he divulged his master plan to me. I didn't even have to ask. It was tiresome. But what he spoke of... it was truly a scene from a nightmare.
Regent Cid: What did he say?
Hilda: That he was not of this world. He said his aim was to use this world to acquire an even more destructive power...

Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.
A dangerous pastime, I know.
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father,
And his sanity's only "so-so".
Now, the wheels in my head have been turning,
Since I looked at that loony, old man.
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle,
And right now I'm evolving a plan!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful,
As down to the depths you descend.
I won't even be mildly remorseful,
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end.
Who has brains like Gaston?
Entertains like Gaston?
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating,
My, what a guy!
Gaston, Gaston (Reprise), Beauty and the Beast

"Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [Laughs] ...I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which instantly shrivels up and dies] ...Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!"

"Oh, it's not an evil plan. I don't really know what to do when it isn't an evil plan."
The Doctor, Doctor Who, Twice Upon A Time"