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Quotes / Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor

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Nothing is more indicative of men's characters than what they find laughable.

And I thought my jokes were bad.
The Joker, The Dark Knight

The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.
The Doctor, Star Trek: Voyager ("One")

All you megalomaniacs have such a weird sense of humour!
Spider-Man to the Green Goblin, Spider-Man: The Animated Series

Wit and humor... were verboten in the Randian movement. The philosophical rationale was that humor demonstrates that one 'is not serious about one’s values.' The actual reason, of course, is that no cult can withstand the piercing and sobering effect, the sane perspective, provided by humor. One was permitted to sneer at one’s enemies, but that was the only humor allowed, if humor that be.
—Economist Murray Rothbard, (1972)

Oozaru!Vegeta: Hey Kakarot! What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Goku: What?
Oozaru!Vegeta: CHRISTOPHER REEVE! *crushes Goku's legs*
Goku: *moans in pain* That was in terrible taste!
Oozaru!Vegeta: Don't care! Evil!

Steven Haines: Let me tell you something, that guy [Devin Weston] gets more tail than a...than a Tail Catcher! [Laughs at his own joke]
Dodger: Roscoe, Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?
Roscoe: Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. (kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying) See? I find that funny! (chuckles maliciously)

Pain is hilarious!
Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls

"Fun" isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this...does put a smile on my face.
Thanos, Avengers: Infinity War (trailer)

Darth Vader: Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.
Krennic: (wheezing)...Dad jokes? Really?

Lucille is thirsty. She's a vampire bat! (chuckles...but no one laughs) What, was the joke bad?
Negan after murdering Abraham and Glenn, The Walking Dead

[As one, every dead body in Atlantis screams, before abruptly falling silent]
Proteus: Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? The previous owner let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to air it out a bit. Mm, tough crowd. Did Morph have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size...


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