As a quotes page, expect lax spoiler rules: as folders cover the entire series yet so far, and several examples involve very significant plot threads and twists, open them at your own risk. You Have Been Warned.
- Hector Con Carne: Once upon a time, there was a jillionaire playboy who blown up from a tremendous explosion. His brain survived.
Stomach: Stomach, too.
Hector Con Carne: And was attached to the body of a stupid, circus bear! I am that brain. My name is Hector Con Carne, and I will want to rule the world!
- General Skarr: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but the League of Nations had sent a team of crack commandos to stop us.
Hector Con Carne: Commandos? How can we stop them from kicking out butts, General Skarr?
General Skarr: Hmmm. Cover our butts with our hands, sir?
- General Skarr: Stick the knife in his back, and twist! Twist!! TWIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!
Skarrbot: Knife in back, twist, twist, twist.