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Everyone is GAY
My grandma and my dog ol' blue,
GAY, GAY, GAY.
The Pope is Gay and so are you.
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
We gotta break down these barricades, everyone is
GAY
— The "Fanfiction song".

What else can I say?
Everyone is gay
Nirvana, "All Apologies"

Aya: What a scoop! "Miko and witch are found to be gay-"
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Marisa: The world is huge, and there are many ways of loving ~
Master Eraqus: But don't you know, Terra? EVERYONE is gay in fanfiction!
Terra: NOOO! I hope I get shipped with Aqua...
— A YouTube comment on Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

Homura: An' another thing! How come alla th'mahou shoujo gotta be lesbians? Hm? Izzit like a requir'ment or somethin'?
Mami: Wh-what are you talking about?
Homura: Alluv 'em! White-and-squirrely's got a kink or somethin'? You like girlsh. I like girlsh. Madoka likesh girlsh....
Mami: There's Sayaka. She likes that boy in the hospital, remember?
Homura: So she'sh bisu..bishex...goes both ways. Sheen 'er makin' out with Kyoko. Bet's why Hitomi's never gots a contract. That'un is alllllll about th' cock.

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Jhonen: Mom, I don't know if you've noticed this, but… this city isn't like most cities, in the US, Ireland, or wherever else. It's a strange place where lesbians are everywhere, all girls are whores, every older woman is a MILF, and incest is regarded as fairly regular shit.

Yusei: No homo, right?
Yami Yugi: ALL OF THE HOMO!
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series.

Justin: Somewhere around nintey percent of people are heterosexual.
[beat]
Grace: That can't possibly be right.

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