This page is for quotes of the doujin Evangelion 303:
Asuka: You're one to talk! How many beers did I see you knock back?
Shinji: You too! You're not 21 either, right?
Asuka: Hmph! I'm too busy to keep track of stupid, prudish American laws!
Shinji: I think we made a bigger mess than we cleaned up...
Asuka: It was a moving party! It's not supposed to be clean.
Asuka: Ya know... You'd be a pretty good pilot if you knew how to control yourself...
Shinji: Weirdest way of conceeding I've ever heard...
Asuka: Hes the worst of them! Hes reckless And cant even do what he is told I told him to call as soon as he got to Nevada. And that was this morning!
Jessika (thinking): Boyfriend: Found.
Asuka: Ungrateful idiot Shinji Im gracious enough to worry about him and he doesnt even notice! I hope he doesnt expect me keep the house clean while hes gone!
Jessika: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Youre staying in this idiots home?
Asuka: Well, yeah Its bigger than my apartment. And its got a more comfortable bed.
Jessika (thinking): Aaaand shes sleeping in his bed.
Shinji: YOU disappoint me! You think that duty is the ability to deny your own feelings? To pretend that you were never vulnerable to love? You know what Im feeling You were in love once in your life!
Asuka: Do YOU understand?
Asuka: Do you see what you are doing? What youve been doing ever since you woke up? You wrap yourself up in this warm blanket of hate because it makes you feel powerful! Its the only way you can feel powerful again without the help of others! But its only a drug. A quick chemical that hides your troubles! Meanwhile theyre still there GETTING WORSE. So, once again, the great Asuka Langley Sohryu is retreating from her troubles armed with a medicine cabinet of powerful looking narcotics! My, how self-reliant you are!
Shinji: I won't let you.
Asuka: That's not it... I had been in this room for five hours before you got home... trying finding a way to do it.
Asuka: But... I just couldn't do it! Seriously- I'm a failure at everything! When all I had to do was the pull the trigger and my suffering- everyone's suffering- would be over... Even then I couldn't do it! How weak can one get?
Shinji:Asuka... What do you mean weak? Is that weak to you? You are the one who taught me that all living creatures have an instinctive need to survive and protect themselves... You're the one who taught me how important that was...
Asuka: Pretty words. I don't need such bullshit anymore!
Shinji:Don't you see what's going on? Why you couldn't pull the trigger? It's not because you are weak but because you are strong! It makes perfect sense! Your very life is the biggest, most important piece of who you are! It's the foundation of everything that is Asuka. All the other stuff- ambition, charisma, loves, hates- That's all just stuff that grows out of the basic foundation of who you are... And you've been fighting to hang on to that, Asuka! Today, you walked into this room to kill yourself. But whether you realize it or not... There's a side of you that just refuses giving that up! And it's the biggest part of you... The hardest thing to hold on to. You're probably the only person I've ever known who had the courage not to kill themselves after going through what you've been through.
Asuka: Eh? Exactly what do I have to be happy about?
Asuka: You made the decision, right? To make peace with Shinji...
Asuka: What gave you that idea? The sofa WAS uncomfortable!
Asuka: That may work on him, but not me... I'm you, remember? There's nothing you can hide from me...
Asuka: ... You're no smarter than him...
Asuka: I'm just as smart as you. And just so stupid...
Shinji: Hm? (seeing her crying) A- Asuka!! What's wrong?!
Asuka: Dummy! It's because I... (thinking) An idiot like him would make me say it! C'mon, dammit! How can you expect Shinji to stand up for himself if you can't?! (aloud) I... I...
Asuka's inner voice (smugly): Are you SURE you don't need my help?
Asuka: I kinda... love you.
Shnji:... I love you too Asuka.
Asuka: Quit apologizing! Geez...
Shinji: Died. I guess around the time that my dad and I came to the U. S.
Asuka: How... did she die...?
Shinji: I don't know. I don't remember much about that time.
Asuka: Your father didn't tell you?
Shinji: He doesn't talk about it. Or her... Now I have to wait the rest of my life to see her... And I have to wait that long to see my father, for that matter...
Shinji: Well, I feel a lot better now that I know the pecking order is well stablished.
Asuka: You better start taking me seriously!
Shinji: Hey. Wait a minute- You're the one who challenged ME to that duel!
Ritsuko: I share your concerns, Maya... However, the day after tomorrow, Director Ikari will be facing a very contentious Senate finance committee... He needs an ace in his pocket. And we don't know how long we have until Third Impact. Those are good enough reasons to be doing this now.
Asuka:It just means he's bi!
Shinji:I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in 'boys' or 'girls'... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.
Shinji:"You're making it HARD ON me!"
Asuka:"Double entendre? Kinda advanced for you..."