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Multiple YouTubers have said things that are considered awesome, accurate, hilarious and/or heartbreaking; and have possibly been quoted by others.

Spoilers are unmarked due to death-related elements, especially in the last folder.

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     Awesome and/or Badass 
  • "Not so fast, asshole!" - Jet Pack Girl, Season 2 Episode 10
  • "Not today, Janet!" - Calliope, Season 3 Episode 1
  • "I am not dying again!' - Mat Pat, Season 3 Episode 8
  • "We have seven of the artifacts and YOU'RE the only one standing between us and the last one, so move your ass before I beat the crazy out of you." - Calliope to Lucy, Season 3 Episode 9

     Accurate and/or Relatable 
  • "Let's just kill somebody.'' - Tim, Season 1, Episode 2
  • The Sorceress: It's my favourite part - in the end, you ALL DIE!
    • Joey: (Confession Cam) Really? 'Cause that's not MY favourite part!
    • - Season 2 Episode 10
  • "This guy reminds me of a very large, terrifying Logan Paul." - Colleen, Season 3 Episode 5, Confession Cam
  • "So on one hand, we have Nikita and Manny, who are acting like the mean girls of the group; and then we have Ro and Matt, who are like the Boy Scouts; and then there's ME, who JUST WANTS TO GO HOME!" - Joey, Season 3 Episode 8, Confession Cam
  • "Is Joey on our side, or is he trying to kill us?" - Safiya, Season 3, Confession Cam
  • "I don't think I'm old enough to watch this." - Mat Pat, Season 3 Episode 9

     Hilarious and/or Adorkable and/or Heartwarming 
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  • "A light bulb?" - Andrea Brooks, Season 1 Episode 2
  • "She's twerk-dying!" - Tim, Season 1 Episode 4
  • "You're probably dying first." - Jesse to De Storm, Season 2 Episode 1
  • Teamwork makes the dream work!" - Tana, Season 2 Episode 4
  • "WE DID IT!" - Dark Army YouTubers, Season 2 Episode 4
  • "Telephone billet number, please?" - ???, Season 2 Episode 9
  • "Bitch, where's my burger? I did not order this." - Nikita, Season 3 Episode 1
  • "Oh, I want the pony. I want the big pony. If I get it, can I get the big pony, please?" - Joey (being an Adorkable smol bean despite everything), Season 3 Episode 1
  • "How'd you know I'm wearing panties?" - Joey, Season 3 Episode 1
  • "Come here, Daddy." - Nikita, Season 3 Episode 4
  • "That cute little muffin is strong! She crushed me!" - Colleen, Season 3 Episode 5, Confession Cam
  • "Walking into the funhouse, I really don't know what to expect, but I do appreciate the rainbow lights." - Joey, Season 3 Episode 7, Confession Cam
  • "But we are kind of a hot mess. I've died before, (to Manny) you've lost a few challenges. (to Joey) YOU'RE STILL DEAD." - Mat Pat - Season 3 Episode 9
  • "If you're not saving me for me, then save me for Blanche." - Mat Pat, Season 3 Episode 10
  • "I know everybody voted me in, 'cause the blacks always die first." - Teala, Season 3 Episode 11 (Episode 2, Behind the Scenes)

WARNING: This folder contains Tear Jerker elements. You have been warned, and we will not be supplying tissues to those who have suddenly found that invisible ninjas are chopping onions near you, nor will be be supplying sewing kits to those whose hearts have broken. Thank you.

Note that all last words have been moved to the Famous Last Words page. Last confessions (and not-so-last, for those who have been revived) remain here.

  • "THIS IS SICK!" - Joey, Season 1 Episode 3
  • "It's your fault, you did this!" - Alex, Season 2 Episode 2
  • "We can go home now." - Joey, Season 2 Episode 10, Confession Cam
  • "Manny, I love you." - Nikita, Season 3 Episode 9

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