Quotes / Epitome

Katsuun: You're going to love my nuts!

Epitome: I ALREADY DO!! ...wait what.

— Epitome, being herself in Troper Updates

I SHALL NOW DYE MY HAIR BLACK, BECOME DEATHLY PALE, AND WEAR NO PANTS

And then sing songs about cocks and suicide

I WILL BE BRILLIANT!

— Epitome, on her burgeoning music career

"I'm so bored I could...

...Why is the first thing I thought of was 'hump a pillow'?

Just shows how sleep deprived I am.

—Epitome, Sleepdep.

"GIMME YOUR CLOTHES, DOVE."

—Epitome, in Troper Updates, makes sense in context.

lockonlockon: -insert epic speech about the beauty of B cups here-

Epitome: "-is super duper inspired by lock's speech

goes on to write a novel called 'The Beauty Of B-cups'

becomes an award winning author-"

—Epitome, in Troper Updates, after lamenting her decrease in cup size

Cream: -snuggles in Epi's boobies-

Epitome: -has a young girl snuggling her breasts

does not know how to feel-

—Epitome, in Troper Updates, roleplaying

NO I'M SORRY BOBBY YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

...

-shuts up and hugs-

—Epitome on Bobby G while he was drunkposting.

SO HORNY

GONNA GO GROW LEMONS.

Epitome on "sexual sublimation"