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Where's my prize?
I want my prize!
Don't I get a prize?
I deserve a fucking prize!
Samuel Byck, Assassins

"No reward is worth this!"
Han Solo, Star Wars

"It is in the nature of things that those who save the world from certain destruction often don't get hugely rewarded because, since the certain destruction does not take place, people are uncertain how certain it may have been and are, therefore, somewhat tight when it comes to handing out anything more substantial than praise."
Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

"Without me, there would be no time travel. You and our fellow Time Lords would still be locked in your own time, as puny as those creatures you now so graciously protect. Many thousands of years ago, when I left our planet, all this was then a star — until I arranged its detonation. It was an honour, or so I thought then. I was to be the one to find and create the power source that would give us mastery over time itself. I was sacrificed to that supernova. I generated those forces, and for what? To be blown out of existence into this black hole of antimatter? My brothers became Time Lords, but I was abandoned and forgotten!"

"I carried both of those maroons to the finale, where's my million dollars? What a ripoff!"

"You made me murder all my friends and family..... for some chicken dinner?"

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