Peter: Well, I'm clearly not the only one who was dissatisfied with his purchase. Whoever bought that baby from you obviously didn't want it.
Quagmire: A baby? I didn't sell a baby.
Peter: Look, there's a note.
Quagmire: (reading) "Glenn, this is your child. Next time, wear a condom, jerk." Oh my God!
Peter: Well, n-now, hang on, Quagmire. T-T-There's no guarantee it's your baby.
Quagmire: Ohhh... I say that.
—Family Guy, "Quagmire's Baby"