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    "Pilot" 
"Ready for a story about super heroes? Ugh, more TV superheroes, just what the world needs. Be honest, have you hung yourself yet? Or what if I told you this was actually a story about super zeroes, losers, achingly pathetic meta-human goose eggs. How about it? Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives for the next hour or so? Follow me."
— Mister Nobody

    "Donkey Patrol" 
Mister Nobody: Alas, our merry band of misfits were not equipped for grand acts of heroism just yet. That was a finesse that dear old daddy hadn't bothered to teach them.
Niles Caulder: Who are you talking to?
Mister Nobody: Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions, and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart.
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    "Cult Patrol" 
"We’re going to save the world, or whatever, and then I will have a stiff Manhattan and go to bed."
— Rita Farr

"This world is a beautiful, horrible place. It’s spectacular."
— Rita Farr

"There is no reality. There is only perception. The way we see things. The way we see ourselves. Then there’s how we see each other."
— Mother Archon

    "Paw Patrol" 
"Once upon a time, my world was big and filled with monsters. But now the world is small...and I am the monster."
— Jane/Doctor Harrison

"Honey, I just traveled all the way from Jersey to Barcelona, cut open a priest, climbed inside him, and landed in a snow globe, and now I'm standing here talking to a friggin' robot man."
— Marilyn

Mother Archon: You think you can spit into the face of god?
Older Marilyn: Lady, the only god I worship is Springsteen and I've spat in his face twice.

    "Penultimate Patrol" 
Cliff Steele: What's a street doing in the middle of nowhere?
Larry Trainor: I'm sure they have a logical explanation.
Rita Farr: They?
Larry Trainor: Danny. Did I never mention a sentient, teleporting, gender-queer, street Vic and I hung out on when Jane lost her shit and tried to get married?
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