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Quotes / Donut Mess with a Cop

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"I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts."
Ridzik, Red Heat

"According to this report you've eaten over 64,000 donuts in the first five episodes alone!"
Bargearse, "Where's My Bloody Donuts?"

"Creep into the donut stop. Sneak in, tiptoe past the cop!"

Shaw: If we get into trouble, just lay suppressive fire across that arc.
Fusco: You know I'm a cop, right?
Shaw: If we were eating doughnuts and shooting cardboard cutouts, you'd be in charge.
Person of Interest, "return 0"

Chief: All in favor of more doughnuts in the break room, say "aye".
Officers give a resounding chorus of "aye".
Janitor: Nay.
Chief: Shut up, Janitor! You don't count!
Escaping the Prison, Henry overhears a police meeting

"What do you think we do all day? You think we just sit around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?"
George Stacy, The Amazing Spider-Man

Sonic: You're the only one I could think of, Donut Lord.
Tom: What's with that "Donut Lord"?
Sonic: Because you talk to donuts, and eat them if they get out of line.
Tom: Again, fair point.

"So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts."
Albrecht, The Crow