"Trailers, commercials and school chicken reports will sound a lot emptier from now on without The Don. The largest hole his absence leaves, however, was summed up by a random YouTube commentor: 'Now how will we know what kind of world we live in??'"
Normal Guide Narrator (Stephen Fry): Trailers also normally employ— (merging into...)
Don La Fontaine-esque Guide Narrator (Ashton Smith):
—-a deep voice that sounds like a seven foot tall man who has been smoking cigarettes since childhood.