The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
"The only real question I have is 'Why, in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight into the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creeps from me?'" "Seriously, it has been like two hours,
max, since Magneto 'died,' and everyone on the asteroid has just pretty much decided to hand complete totalitarian control of their lives over to Fabian Cortez, with exactly zero questions about it. Guys. For real.
That dude doesnt even have a codename. You cant just go around handing control of your society to whoever has the biggest shoulderpads and the longest ponytail. Thats
exactly how the Roman Empire collapsed."
—Chris Sims on X-Men
, "Sanctuary, Part 2"
: ...thats where I lost it. Apparently Black Manta buys stocks
UNDER THE NAME BLACK MANTA. David
: Welcome to eTrade! Username: black_manta
—Smallvillains on Smallville
"Oh it's simple, Mr White. I hide in plain sight, same as you." "OH MY GOD, THE DEVIL WAS THE DEVIL! ...You know, in hindsight I really should have seen this coming." "And what's up with this idiot mother? Does he need to grow horns in order for her to catch on?
"It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize the suspicions were correct!" Dennis:
Hey, it's nice to meet you. Lysanderoth: (sporting a monocle and a moustache)
This world is imperfect... Dennis: What? Lysanderoth:
If only I could wipe away the impurities... Dennis:
Is anybody else listening to this? Lysanderoth:
...AND MAKE IT AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME!
: You cheated! Jack Sparrow