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When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head
That's when my momma said,
She said: "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success!"

Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.
Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good!
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")
("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!")

I am your dentist
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I'm your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."

'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
The Dentist Song, Little Shop of Horrors

Dr. Loboto: I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!
Dogen: I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!

"Is it safe?"
Dr. Christian Szell, Marathon Man, during that scene.

"If you're wise, powerful and enjoy inflicting pain on the helpless, you're either a Dentist, or a Warlock."
Flavor Text for the Warlock, Gems of War

"That's the dentist of the future."
Dr. Light, when he saw Metal Man for the first time


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