"It was a day like any other and Mr and Mrs Samuel Brainsample were a perfectly ordinary couple, leading perfectly ordinary lives - the sort of people to whom nothing extraordinary ever happened, and not the kind of people to be the centre of one of the most astounding incidents in the history of mankind... So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man... Harold Potter, gardener, and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet."
— Monty Python's Flying Circus, "the Science Fiction Sketch"
"This is protagonist fraud at this point! I'll take this to court! I'll sue and I'll win!"
— Neptune, Megadimension Neptunia VII