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Quotes / Dark Star

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Uh,... oh ya, Storage Area 9 self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire supply of toilet paper.

Please return to the bomb bay while I identify the source of the problem.Oh, alright, but this is the last time.

Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage.

You have to score a 700 on the SARE's for the Officer Corp and I made...58.

He told us this, uh, 4 years ago, didn't he?No, I think it was 4 years ago.


I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.Why don't you have more time?Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.

All right, bomb, prepare to receive new orders.- You are false data.Huh?- Therefore, I shall ignore you.Hello, bomb.- False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore I shall refuse to perceive you.Hey, bomb ...- The only thing which exists is myselfSnap out of it, bomb.- In the beginning there was darkness, and the darkness was without form and void.Uh, you-hoo bomb. What the hell is he talking about?- And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone.Hey... bomb?...- Let there be light.