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If you own a monkey that can do a perfect William Shatner impression, you're not going to bother to also train that monkey not to fling poop at people. People will be so eager to see the Original Kirk Monkey that they'll show up even if there's poop everywhere.

Like it or not, it sure as shit happened. I'm okay with the fact that it did.
Jimquisition on the dancing Panda at E3 2017

So many reviews chalked this up as a mediocre game, but when I see I can drive all over the US, I'm wondering why there wasn't a parade in the streets over this. Every criticism you may hear about this game is probably true. It's just that the answer to everything is that you can drive all across the United States. Oh, the handling's not the best? Oh, well, you can drive all across the United States. There's not enough cars to choose from? Well, you can drive all across the United States!
Ross Scott on The Crew, Ross's Game Dungeon

Like the original commercial was like, a funny thing, because it was just a goofy interaction. And State Farm for some reason was like, 'You know what people love about that commercial? Not the fact that it was like, a funny kind of tonally weird joke; it's the concept of a man named Jake. And so we're gonna remove all the humor from the commercial that people liked, and just make a guy named Jake!' [...] The whole pitch now is, 'This guy's name is Jake!' What is the point of that? Nobody gives a shit about a person named Jake!

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