Quotes / D-Cup Distress

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs,
Dense like dying stars.
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs,
I can't run real far.
Let me break down what I just said:
Each of my double D's has the volume of a toddler's head.
Not bitchin' bout my boobies
They look super fly in shirts
But if I swung them in your face
You'd be like "Oh my god that hurts.
I'm blind. Holy crap. I literally can't see.
I have permanent retinal damage.
I'm suing you and your heavy boobies."

— "Heavy Boobs," Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Yuka: (looks down after buttoning her shirt) "Oh NO....!"

(camera zooms in on her boobs, showing stretched gaps between the buttons)

Yuka: (now with waterfall tears) "Another one of my shirts is too tight."

— Variable Geo, from Yuka's opening scene

Asuka: Why do you insist on fondling mine when you've got your own?
Katsuragi: A little groping never hurt anyone. Might even make 'em grow a cup size or two!
Asuka: I don't want 'em bigger! In fact, I wish they were smaller!
Katsuragi: You would trade these out for booblets?
Asuka: Yeah, in a heartbeat!

— Senran Kagura

Tahani: Couture just doesn't fit my body. I'm cursed with ample bosom.
Eleanor: And yet you soldier on.

— The Good Place

"I spent most of my time at parties trying to convince women that I hated myself, then had social hangovers about those conversations."

—Betty Gilpin

"Tall with big breasts isn't cute at all... Uu~..."

—Coconut, Nekopara Extra

Peter: This is silly, I carn even see my feet now.

Hope: You should worry, I haven't seen mine since I was thirteen!

— Carry On Girls

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