Quotes / Crusader Kings II

aka: Crusader Kings

"So, to summarize: We stole four counties out from under Ya'qub's successful subjugation war. Before he could even get his breath, we stomped across his borders, killed his armies, seized his homeland, stole his wives, and bopped him on the head for good measure.
Poor guy."

— Excerpt from a Crusader Kings II Let's Play

My liege,
I write to you with shocking news! Roger a Muirebe tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover his plot to kill Roger a Muirebe.

Your humble Spymaster,
Roger a Muirebe

— From a rather infamous screenshot^Explanation If you check the original image, you can see that the target of the spymaster's accusations is a different person, meaning that it's a case of there being two or three people in the kingdom name Roger a Muirebe, rather than the spymaster just being insane