No seriously. Why do these people think that Amakusa would be a good pair with Sissy? As revealed by Samurai Shodown 5 Special, Amakusa is a crusader-type Christian who believes he's a savior from god. Sissy dresses like she's a Pope. Knowing Amakusa, he would be trying to kill Sissy until she accepts his beliefs. Sissy would not be wearing her outfit in his presence.
—Arpa/Chainsawdentist, a M.U.G.E.N user
Red: (playing with action figures) "Our love is forbidden by continuity...and yet somehow, it's like it was always meant to happen!"