I don't want to do it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to review it. But nooooo! You people insisted. You just had to keep asking and requesting and demanding that I review this series! Well, fine! You want a review? I'll give you your friggin' review! Ladies and Gentlemen and Others: Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall and the sheer raw fail that is Countdown!
Monitor 1: "We should do something!"
"Everything was better on my Earth!"
— Superboy Prime
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you to death!!!"
— Also Superboy Prime