"Hold on, that's a triple negative. You can't not see nobody, because I'm not nobody, which can't not be seen... Let me start over!"
— Squidward, The SpongeBob Musical
"Don't do what Donny Don't does...they could have made this clearer!"
— Bart, reading from his Junior Camper guidebook, The Simpsons
[Grimm is robbing a bank]
Bank Customer: Hey, that's my money!
Grimm: Don't worry about it, it's insured.
Customer: She didn't give me no receipt yet! They can't insure it if I don't got no receipt!
[Grimm takes a moment to parse this statement, then:]
Grimm: [To the teller] Would you please give him a receipt? [to the customer] And you: watch the double negatives, huh?
Customer: Yes sir.
Bank Customer: Hey, that's my money!
Grimm: Don't worry about it, it's insured.
Customer: She didn't give me no receipt yet! They can't insure it if I don't got no receipt!
[Grimm takes a moment to parse this statement, then:]
Grimm: [To the teller] Would you please give him a receipt? [to the customer] And you: watch the double negatives, huh?
Customer: Yes sir.
Narancia: Where isn't the enemy?! I don't not know where the enemy is!
Squalo: Wait, does that mean he knows where we are?
Tiziano: No, my ability makes it a triple negative, and he — [sees Narancia staring them down with Aerosmith ready to fire] Er... Does that make it a quadruple negative? [he and Squalo get shot at]
Squalo: Wait, does that mean he knows where we are?
Tiziano: No, my ability makes it a triple negative, and he — [sees Narancia staring them down with Aerosmith ready to fire] Er... Does that make it a quadruple negative? [he and Squalo get shot at]
"There's nothing, nothing that this man hasn't done in this business. Except beat me."
Lamar Davis: Eh, wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you, man. My kids up in there. I don't want your ass up in my house, nigga.
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause your kids love me more than they love you. Maybe if you quit being so uptight and let Uncle Lamar give them some game, you'll have some harmony in your household. Nah, I just wanted to get in the hot tub...but now...I don't wanna get in no funky-ass cum bucket. Nigga, go fuck around and get a pink eye, 'cause you's a dirty-ass bea-i-zee-itch.
(seconds later)
Franklin: (confused) What? (turns around and sprays deodorant on the way into his house while grumbling to himself)
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you, man. My kids up in there. I don't want your ass up in my house, nigga.
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause your kids love me more than they love you. Maybe if you quit being so uptight and let Uncle Lamar give them some game, you'll have some harmony in your household. Nah, I just wanted to get in the hot tub...but now...I don't wanna get in no funky-ass cum bucket. Nigga, go fuck around and get a pink eye, 'cause you's a dirty-ass bea-i-zee-itch.
(seconds later)
Franklin: (confused) What? (turns around and sprays deodorant on the way into his house while grumbling to himself)
— Lamar Davis roasts Franklin Clinton, Grand Theft Auto Online, "Fire It Up"
