Steve: You remember our flyer party, the one I am clearly on record as being totally against?
Eddie: Yeah, what about it, Steve?
Steve: Well tell me again, refresh my memory. When is that party supposed to be? (pulls out the party flyer)
Eddie: Next Saturday.
Steve: Wrong, cummerbund breath! (shows Eddie the flyer) Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Right now, you have over 100 crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie.
Eddie: What?! Steve!
Eddie: Yeah, what about it, Steve?
Steve: Well tell me again, refresh my memory. When is that party supposed to be? (pulls out the party flyer)
Eddie: Next Saturday.
Steve: Wrong, cummerbund breath! (shows Eddie the flyer) Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Right now, you have over 100 crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie.
Eddie: What?! Steve!
—Family Matters, Season 4 "Mama's Wedding"
Sarah: (On the radio) Hey, Al. That van you were talking about. What exactly does it look like?
Luciana: What the hell is going on?
Althea: Cat II MRAP. It's a... It's a tank. Why?
Sarah: (Sees Martha in Althea's truck pursuing them in her truck mirror) I think we found it. It's at our back door, 5:00.
Jim: (Sees Martha through the mirror) Holy shit.
Luciana: What the hell is going on?
Althea: Cat II MRAP. It's a... It's a tank. Why?
Sarah: (Sees Martha in Althea's truck pursuing them in her truck mirror) I think we found it. It's at our back door, 5:00.
Jim: (Sees Martha through the mirror) Holy shit.
— Fear the Walking Dead, "Blackjack"
Angie: George, I thought we were watching Ricky because Ernie had a date tonight.
George: It's probably over by now. She's probably in the ladies' room, standing on the sink, trying to figure out a way to squeeze through the window. (Angie hits him on the shoulder) Come on, Angie! You think she's skinny?
Angie: (pointing towards Ernie and Tammy) Isn't that Ricky's mom?
George: Don't tell me Ernie's dating Tammy. She's a mess.
George: It's probably over by now. She's probably in the ladies' room, standing on the sink, trying to figure out a way to squeeze through the window. (Angie hits him on the shoulder) Come on, Angie! You think she's skinny?
Angie: (pointing towards Ernie and Tammy) Isn't that Ricky's mom?
George: Don't tell me Ernie's dating Tammy. She's a mess.
—The George Lopez Show, Season 4 "Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks"
Tommy: Uh, Chuckie, is that the crib that has the wide bars on it?
Phil: And the tall sides?
Lil: And the picture of the pink and blue sheeps?
Chuckie: Yep, that's the one. Why?
Tommy: Well, I think the grown-ups just carried it out of your room in pieces.
Chuckie: WHAT?!
Phil: And the tall sides?
Lil: And the picture of the pink and blue sheeps?
Chuckie: Yep, that's the one. Why?
Tommy: Well, I think the grown-ups just carried it out of your room in pieces.
Chuckie: WHAT?!
