I find viruses that feature a laughing skull work the best.
— Grif, Red vs. Blue
"So if I'm trying to download things and it turns out they're .exe files... they're the best! They're the best, you know, I listen to .exe files!"
— Joel, Vinesauce, "Windows 8 Destruction"
Can't say I'm a fan of software weapons. Weapons of Mass Destruction should be something you could see, not something you can download and hide on your smartphone.
— Henri Mer, Freefall