Quotes / Commonplace Rare

Shady Pot Salesman: Interested in some crockery? Perhaps a stockpot or ramekin? I even have tureens.
Tilia: Oh, maybe like an empty bottle? I could see that being useful if I wanted to carry some water with me, maybe put a bug into.
Shady Pot Salesman: What? Why, a bottle would have to be magic to use it like that!

—Ocean's Heart

Jared: YEEESSS!
PBG: What? Diamond?
Jared: I GOT A POTATO!
PBG: Oh.

— PBG Hardcore, Minecraft HC #3