"Then I'll just poke him in the eye with a stick."
"But Tentacle Bob doesn't have eyes! He's just got... tentacles!"
"The joke's on him. I don't have a stick."
"But Tentacle Bob doesn't have eyes! He's just got... tentacles!"
"The joke's on him. I don't have a stick."
— Peri and Entrèe, Spliced
"I appear to have invented a knife-wielding tentacle. Uhh... if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that'd be just fine by me."
— YouTube user outaspaceman, 'Littlebits' 'Arduino' knife-wielding tentacle
"Hey thug, what's your name?! I'm about to tentacle your dick!"
— Taako, to Kravitz, The Adventure Zone
Muscular, omni-directional and impervious to osteological injury, they provide a kind of three-hundred-and-sixty-degree functionality unmatched by rival appendages. As such, it's unsurprising that tentacles are favored by those capable of restructuring their physiognomy. It's arguably just good practice.
— Food Of The Gods by Cassandra Khaw
"They snare us, entwine us, stab us, skewer us, strangle us, tear us in half still alive."
