Quotes / Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs

Arthur: Can we get some "Cookie Crisp" cereal?
Gramp: Are you kidding? NO! Those things are just... little COOKIES! They're marketing LITTLE COOKIES for breakfast! COOKIES! "Why not try new 'Veggie Cakes'! They're shaped like veggies, but they're made from cake."

— Sheldon

Peter: (reading a box of cereal) Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar, Sugar... Flakes.
Jason: (holding up bowl) Now THAT'S a cereal!

— Foxtrot

Pearl: Yes, they have my favorite brand of peanut butter, Swee-nut! It's so good!
Marina: Um... Have you read the nutrition facts on this? It's literally 99% sugar.

— Splatoon 2

Calvin: I sure like Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs! Look how brown the milk gets!
Hobbes: Ugh.
Calvin: Want to see something weird? Look at the nutritional information on the back panel.
Hobbes: Wow. 100% of the daily allowance for caffeine!

— Calvin and Hobbes

"The first hazard to watch out for are cereals that include anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know...'corn', 'wheat', 'oats', 'hogs', 'fundamentally-sound college basketball players'... Please, to stay away from these. [...] What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name: 'smacks', 'pops', 'puffs', 'blasts', and, um, 'gunshots in a crowded mall'."

— Strong Bad Email #194: "specially marked"

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