Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham (also Alan Rickman): Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!
"Now, here is the power of Dan. When he's about to win, you start feeling so bad, like,
I can't lose to Dan, I can't lose to Dan...
And then you lose to Dan and, that's what's going to make you end up losing to Dan."
— James Chen displaying the disorienting effect of cherry tapping.
Getting hit with a fish has got to be humiliating.
"The karate snap kick is one of the first moves they teach children, probably because you can't hurt anyone with it. It's a little flip of your knee that drives the ball of your foot straight out to let your enemy know it's safe to rape you. However, Semmy Schilt is 7 feet tall and his limbs act as natural particle accelerators. By the time his lazy jab or kick reaches you, it cracks against you like an elephant gun. And against a normal-sized human, the impact zone of his snap kick is your liver, which is somewhere between your balls and your dong on the list of places you don't want to get kicked."
"He killed me by running into me!"
Splatted by ink from a propeller!
— Splatoonnote
Pearl: What are the three most embarrassing words in the Inkling language?
Marina: "Splatted by Sprinkler."
Marina: "Splatted by Sprinkler."
— Goby Arena discussion, Splatoon 2
"I'm not just gonna kill you, buddy. If I have the option, and you saw me fish for it, I'm going to go for the most humiliating way possible to kill you."
— Alphastar716, on defeating an enemy by flattening them with a Dynamo Roller
in a game of Splatoon 2note
in a game of Splatoon 2note "In addition to being able to roll around, jump, and climb up walls, because physics has already been bent over backwards in this game, if you really want to kill your opponent in the most humiliating way possible, instead of wasting your firepower, just squish them under the weight of the Crab Tank!"
— Alphastar716, "Inside the Mind of Splatoon 3 Crab Tank Users"
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