Piper: "I think I found something."
Piper: "I said I think I found something. What, are you deaf now too?"
Paige: "Well, you're gonna go deaf first. Don't forget, you're the oldest sister."
Piper: "Yeah, I love you too."
Parrot: "Shiver me witches. Shiver me witches."
Piper: "You've got to be kidding me." (Raises her hand to blow the bird up)
Phoebe: "No, Piper! Don't blow him up!"
Piper: (Rolls her eyes) "Fine."