Legolas: I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Gimli: (slurred) What did I say? He can't hold his liquor!
(Gimli collapses)
(Beat)
Legolas: Game over.
Gimli: (slurred) What did I say? He can't hold his liquor!
(Gimli collapses)
(Beat)
Legolas: Game over.
(Imca has gotten drunk off one beer.)
Chuck: Um... Asagi, I think your significant other needs your attention...
Asagi: Oh?
(Asagi waves her hand in front of Imca.)
Hello~? Immie~? You okay~?
Imca: I thinks I is okay.... when did you get 4 hands?
Asagi: ...I don't recall getting an extra pa-wait, you're drunk, aren't you?
Imca: Maebees....
Asagi: Woooooooooooow, and I thought Falkie was a light weight.
(Asagi Continues to wave her hand in front of Imca's face.)
Chuck: Um... Asagi, I think your significant other needs your attention...
Asagi: Oh?
(Asagi waves her hand in front of Imca.)
Hello~? Immie~? You okay~?
Imca: I thinks I is okay.... when did you get 4 hands?
Asagi: ...I don't recall getting an extra pa-wait, you're drunk, aren't you?
Imca: Maebees....
Asagi: Woooooooooooow, and I thought Falkie was a light weight.
(Asagi Continues to wave her hand in front of Imca's face.)
"It's sad when the Straight Edge guy makes fun of the amount of liquor you cannot hold."
"Yeah...sort of...before you arrived, Misato used to tease me by switching the drinks around in the fridge..." (blushing heavily:) "I once got drunk from only one can of Yebichu because of that..."
—Shinji, The Child of Love
(Doc Brown drinks a shot of whiskey and passes out cold)
Marty McFly: How many did he have?
Bartender: Just the one.
Marty McFly: Just one?!
Bartender: There's a fellow that can't hold his liquor...
Marty McFly: How many did he have?
Bartender: Just the one.
Marty McFly: Just one?!
Bartender: There's a fellow that can't hold his liquor...
"its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911"
"You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy and they're out-of-control like a Chinese driver."
— Your Favorite Martian, "The Stereotype Song"
Doctor: You're intoxicated.
Seven of Nine: That's impossible.
Doctor: Your blood synthehol level is point zero eight per cent! How many glasses of champagne did you consume?!
Seven of Nine: One.
Doctor: Well, obviously, the Borg can't hold their liquor.
Seven of Nine: That's impossible.
Doctor: Your blood synthehol level is point zero eight per cent! How many glasses of champagne did you consume?!
Seven of Nine: One.
Doctor: Well, obviously, the Borg can't hold their liquor.
—Star Trek: Voyager, "Timeless"
Luna Loud: (referring to Lynn Loud Sr.) "Two drinks and he's out."
Luan Loud: "Two drinks? You're giving him way too much credit. I once saw him get wasted off a slice of rum cake."
Luan Loud: "Two drinks? You're giving him way too much credit. I once saw him get wasted off a slice of rum cake."
"Maggie's already drunk on the fumes and she's a mean drunk!"
—Marge Simpson, The Simpsons
Baldrick: One drop of the ale and you fall flat on your face and start singing that song about the goblin.
Blackadder: That's nonsense (Beat) but just in case it's true.
Baldrick: It is true, I saw it.
Blackadder: That's nonsense (Beat) but just in case it's true.
Baldrick: It is true, I saw it.
—Blackadder, "Beer"
"Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!"
Calliope Mori: I've dranken a sip of whiskey for every sip of beer you have drank, and you are tipsy and I am barely...
Baelz Hakos: I'm floooooating awaaaay...
Baelz Hakos: I'm floooooating awaaaay...
Shinji: "I've long given up checking on Misato's drinking in any way. As for Rei, I'd guess she had no more than one and a half."
Asuka: "Still can't hold her liquor, I see."
Shinji: "Nope."
Asuka: "Why is she even drinking then? Don't tell me Misato is still pulling of the 'I'm your superior'-trick on her."
Shinji: "Sometimes, yes. But fortunately not as often as those times you three had your 'parties' after she moved in with us. Which, if I remember correctly, was the time when you gave Rei her first drink."
Asuka: "God, I just wanted her to loosen up a little. How should I've known she would be singing on the table after taking just one sip? Besides, we did have some good times then, didn't we?"
Asuka: "Still can't hold her liquor, I see."
Shinji: "Nope."
Asuka: "Why is she even drinking then? Don't tell me Misato is still pulling of the 'I'm your superior'-trick on her."
Shinji: "Sometimes, yes. But fortunately not as often as those times you three had your 'parties' after she moved in with us. Which, if I remember correctly, was the time when you gave Rei her first drink."
Asuka: "God, I just wanted her to loosen up a little. How should I've known she would be singing on the table after taking just one sip? Besides, we did have some good times then, didn't we?"
Josh: I can hold my liquor.
Donna: No, you can't.
Josh: I can drink with the best of them.
Donna: You can't drink with any of them.
Josh: I'm in politics, okay. I can drink.
Donna: You have a very delicate system.
Donna: No, you can't.
Josh: I can drink with the best of them.
Donna: You can't drink with any of them.
Josh: I'm in politics, okay. I can drink.
Donna: You have a very delicate system.
Peter: Oh, butter rum! My favorite!
(Peter licks the ice cream cone, then passes out face first on the floor)
(Peter licks the ice cream cone, then passes out face first on the floor)
