Quotes / Calming Tea

Corporal Hancock: Sir. [Offers mug of tea]
Major General Urquhart: Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal Hancock: Couldn't hurt, sir.

— A Bridge Too Far

Hagrid howled still more loudly. Harry and Hermione looked at Ron to help them.
"Er — shall I make a cup of tea?" said Ron. Harry stared at him. "It's what my mum does whenever someone's upset," Ron muttered, shrugging.

— Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ted: For God's sake, will you all shut up and help me think of a practical solution!?!
Mrs. Doyle: Tea for everyone!

— Father Ted

Now that he had some of his sister's healing tea, Bruno felt cooler and more alert. He breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

— he sees your dreams

"There's nothing in life that can't be sorted with a good brew."

— Steph Haydock, Waterloo Road

Von Kaiser: Your father will wake up soon. I'll make him some tea.
Katrina: What kind of tea?
Von Kaiser: Ginger. It will soothe his belly.

— Ma Fille

"I’ve prepared some ginger tea for Mitsukuni." Knowing exactly how the girls would react, he held an arm out, and three girls all lunged to grab the thermos. The winner took it and picked up Honey. Curled up in her lap, Honey nursed on the thermos while the other two girls fussed over him. "So cute!" "Sweet little flower!"

— Healin' Good 💖 Host Club

"You're not to scream, you're not to be sick. This is a police matter; you're not to say anything to anybody. Do you understand, dear? (she nods) When I'm gone you're to sit in a chair, count to one hundred and then make yourself a cup of hot, sweet tea."

— Ailsa Brimley, 1991 television adaptation of A Murder of Quality

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