I kind of had a problem with the math. Willow:
Which part? Xander: The math
Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker. Buffy:
Dead? Cordelia: Totally
So, not just a little dead
Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the— Buffy:
...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil blah blah
. I've heard it, okay?
Something's coming, something, something...something is, is gonna happen here. Soon! Buffy:
Gee, can you vague that up for me
You're standing at the mouth of Hell. And it's about to open.
Buffy: Who Are You?
Let's just say...I'm a friend
Yeah, well, maybe I don't need a friend. Angel:
I didn't say I was yours
[holding a skimpy black dress in front of herself] "Hi, I'm an enormous slut!"
[holds a blue floral dress in front of herself] "Hello, would you like a copy of
[sighs] I used to be so good at this.
Are you going out tonight? Buffy:
Yeah, I'm going to a club. Joyce:
Oh. Will there be boys there? Buffy:
No, Mom. It's a nun club
From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living—I mean, lively
Okay. You have fun.
I thought Xander was going to show up. Buffy:
Oh, are you guys going out? Willow:
No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up. Buffy:
How come? Willow:
He stole my Barbie. [*Beat*]
Oh, we were five.
I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk. Buffy:
You really haven't
been dating lately.
A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage. Buffy:
You're like a textbook with arms
. I know
Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge.
—Buffy [to Vampire]
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