This, I have to see: how TV's gonna be made in a hundred years' time! Think of the programmes! 4D television, news with robots, comedies with jokes! (exits the TARDIS)
Brucie? You're still
Nice to see you.
I think this time tunnel is broken; we have gone a thousand years into the future and Bruce Forsyth is still working!
- Hugh Dennis
, "Lines you wouldn't hear in a sci-fi movie", Mock the Week
On today's show we'll be talking about the Jurassic period, where only dinosaurs and Bruce Forsyth roamed the Earth. (audience laughs) He's old, innee?
— Rob Beckett
, "Things you wouldn't hear on a science documentary", Mock the Week