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Comic Books
Nick Fury: (watching Bruce Banner turn into Hulk) I hope you know what you're doing here, Captain, because all I'm doing is messing a decent pair of army pants, man...
Fan Works
She has collapsed to the ground, still clutching the wound on her arm, but now she is tainted with the harsh ammonia smell of urine and the unpleasant stench of tears mixing with mucus as she cries in terror.
Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the sudden horrified realization that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.
Wolfrun tensed up, and as my father would put it, “just about shit his pants”.
Aerion Greyjoy: I wonder what Harren Hoare thought when all he built turned to fire...
Tyrion Lannister: I imagine it was something like "Oh, I do hope that I just spilled some wine in my lap."
Film — Animation
"Glad I'm wearing a diaper."
— "Baby" Brent, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
"I just did something involuntary... and messy."
— Sid, Ice Age: The Meltdown
"Okay, uh, boys, set the terror level at Code Brown, 'cause I need to change my pants."
Scowler: Remember, they can smell fear!
Patchi: Sorry, that's not fear.
Juniper: (Steps in something) I think I just stepped in some fear!
—Walking with Dinosaurs: The Movie
Film — Live-Action
Ace: Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
(Ray's father points a gun at him)
Ace: And a clean pair of shorts.
(Ray's father points a gun at him)
Ace: And a clean pair of shorts.
*Vanessa and Austin are being lowered into a pool of man-eating mutant sea bass*
Vanessa: What's your plan?
Austin: First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'm going to regroup and come up with another plan.
"This guy had the right idea! He wore the brown pants!"
—Deadpool, Deadpool (2016)
"Is there a good laundry in this town?"
— Peter Yates, Murders in the Zoo
Rip: What's that smell?
Limo driver: D-d-dookieee!
Rip: ...dookie?
Somebody peed my pants. But I don't know if it was baby me or old me. Or... just me me.
Literature
"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.
— In the Courts of the Crimson Kings by S. M. Stirling.
I can abide a man who gets run off by a posse. I can even abide a man who gets himself shot up by Frank Morgan. But I can't abide a man who'd piss himself in the middle of a fight.
The accountant had about a second in which to turn pale and wet himself before Kurt ripped his head off.
— The Pilo Family Circus, Chapter 23.
"The task of an officer of the Habsburgs" (they used to tell us at the Marine Akademie) "is to lead his men forward fearlessly and resolutely to win ever greater victories for the Noble House of Austria: yes, even though he should have filled his trousers with fright just a moment before."
— A Sailor of Austria by John Biggins
Maester Tybald: The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf's letters.
Stannis Baratheon: Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem.
Live-Action TV
"Been a while since I had a good hunt! That tingling sensation running up your spine? Inevitability. And that bit running down your leg? Fear."
— Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer (2016)
Rimmer: Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump.
(The robot's Robo Cam scans Rimmer (a hologram), Cat (felix sapiens) and Lister ("Barely human - what the hell!"))
Hudson-10: You are all... viable... targets.
"No, it's not an emergency, it's just time to… empty your bowels."
— Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear
"SOME POO'S COME OUT!"
"A LOT OF POO JUST SHOT OUT THEN!"
— Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear
"Get my brown pants!"
— Colin Mochrie addressing the topic of "Confusing Battle Cries" on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Music
"Fetch me old brown trousers
Bring them to me now
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow
Fetch me old brown trousers
I fear we may be hit
Even if they sink me down they'll never see me sh--Heave Ho!"
Bring them to me now
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow
Fetch me old brown trousers
I fear we may be hit
Even if they sink me down they'll never see me sh--Heave Ho!"
— "The Ballad of Old Redcoat", The Pyrates Royale
"God, I think I just SHITTED ON MYSELF!"
— Big Man, Trapped in the Closet
"Happy campers/Poop in their Pampers"
— "Volcano", The Presidents of the United States of America
Video Games
"Brown loincloth time!"
— Buga the Knut, Conker's Bad Fur Day
"I'm preparing for the worst. The very worst. This may require absorbent linens."
— Viscount Dumar, Dragon Age II
"I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here..."
— Isabela on the Haunted House level, Dragon Age II
'"Am I glad I remembered to pack my parachute today... Although, some spare pants would have been handy, too."''
— Chase McCain, LEGO City Undercover
Johnny Cage: Grandma Carlton told you my secret?
Cassie Cage: Johnny Pee-Pants?
Johnny: I had one accident. One!
Cassie Cage: Johnny Pee-Pants?
Johnny: I had one accident. One!
*gulp* (Maybe I should've brought a diaper with me today...)
— Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney — Trials & Tribulations
Gisu: If you die inside someone's mind...
Sam: You pee your pants!
Webcomics
Oh, it's a good thing I just went...
Doc: Everyone else, head straight for the stairs and wait for us there. Stay together, do not explore, do not pass go. We are evacuating with extreme prejudice.
Roger: We're moving, but what...?
Doc: I just ripped the door off a room full of about six metric tons of leaky Dynamite.
Roger: ...I think I just evacuated a little myself.
Roger: We're moving, but what...?
Doc: I just ripped the door off a room full of about six metric tons of leaky Dynamite.
Roger: ...I think I just evacuated a little myself.
Web Original
Well, there you have it. Slender! Totally wasn't scared! But it seems as if someone poured urine on my pants and shoved mashed potatoes down the back of my pants...
"After that image, I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind."
— Unfiction post
on Marble Hornets Entry 40
on Marble Hornets Entry 40"So this book wants to teach me how to kill a hijacker? I'm crammed into a tube with 200 people too fat for their seats and scared of toothpaste! If some guy pulls a knife on us, there's going to be so much panicked incontinence on the floor that I'll need a jet ski to get to him."
"Wet yourselves and RUN!"
"Amnesia isn't a perfect game, but it's almost unmatched as a constipation aid."
— Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation
"PANTS TO BE DARKENED!"
"I SHIT MAH PANTS!!!"
Western Animation
Sameer: "Extra undies, check."
Laird: "And I'm wearing diapers."
— The Casagrandes, "Fails from the Crypt"
Theresa: Whoa! What is that?
Neil: That's the reason my mother tells me to carry a change of underwear!
Neil: That's the reason my mother tells me to carry a change of underwear!
"PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!"
"Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."
— Dale Gribble, King of the Hill
"I am currently wetting my pants."
"I'm gonna need more bubble wrap. And a fresh pair of undies."
— Lola Loud, The Loud House, "April Fools Rules"
"You know how I often use laundry as an excuse to bail on a battle? This time, I really gotta do my laundry."
— Dr. Eggman, Sonic Boom, "Mech Suits Me"
Wrestling
"McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"
Other/Unsorted
Master Computer: I see The Federation has issued new uniforms.
Ensign Newbie: Star Command says it's my lucky Red Shirt!
Computer: I see they've also given you brown pants to go with that red shirt.
Ensign: Huh?
Computer: Just gratuitous foreshadowing...
— Alien Adventure by John Freda
British soldiers in Napoleonic times wore red jackets to hide the blood from gunshot wounds. The French also wore brown trousers, for some reason.
— Common joke, possible Trope Codifier
