Quotes / Bob and George

Author: I am the being that controls your every thought and movement!
Proto Man: Who?
Author: I am the author of this comic strip!
Proto Man: Oh, so you're the hack to blame for this mess.

— "Play the Blame Game!"

"Hey, Mega Man. Wanna go do something stupid?"

— Bass

Dr. Light: What is your primary mission?
Mega Man: To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily.
Dr. Light: Good. And your secondary mission?
Mega Man: To be an idiot.
Dr. Light: Close enough. Let's go get you a blaster.

"Mission Briefing"

Dr. Wily: So, Proto Man, I hear you're going to leave us.
Proto Man: That's right.
Dr. Wily: (turns away) Yes! With that meddlesome robot out of the way, my plans for world domination can begin! I'll activate the evil programming in the robots and use them to conquer the WORLD!!
Proto Man: Dr. Wily, I'm still here...

— "Gotta Be Careful When Making Evil Plans"

"I hate time travel."

— Everyone

Proto Man: Oh crap! It's Bob!
Bass: Oh no! Not Bob!!
(Beat)
Bass: Wait, who's Bob?

— "The Return of Bob"

George: Oh, Bob, what did they do to you?
Helmut: Well, first they tied him up, then beat the crap out of him.
George: You're not helping, you know.

— "George and Bob"

"What? I'm evil. I Lied."

— Every villain after tricking someone

"Nice recap. Let's go burn things."

Bob, "Recaps Cause Burning"

X: Okay, I think we're safe now, Ran. Ran?
(Ran teleports in)
X: Ran, what happened?!
Ran: I didn't make it. Twelve freaking times!

— "The Body Count Grows"

But I love it when I come up with shit at the last minute and can make it look like I planned it from the very beginning.

—David Anez (the actual author), commentary on strip #276

I have no idea what I was trying to do in this comic (...) I guess this whole comic was a complete failure. How does it feel to sit there and look at my shame?

— David Anez (about strip #34). Quote Mined for your amusement.

"I think I just shit my snow pants."

— Blizzard Man, "Blizzard Survival"

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