"As most things do, it started with sex. Of course, there was more to it than that, but the thing everyone remembers is that there was sex involved at one point or another." There are two Good Parts, not counting her naked ride on horseback, which was the only scene in the movie that had me wondering how she did it. The real future of Bolero is in home cassette rentals, where your fast forward and instant replay controls will supply the editing job the movie so desperately needs. Betty Blue is a movie about Beatrice Dalle's boobs and behind, and everything else is just what happens in between the scenes where she displays them.
— Roger Ebert
Under the Skin
is likely to be seen and referred to by people who speak about it as 'the Scarlett Johansson naked alien movie.' More than one review, in fact, has used that exact formulation.
I've never watched the show
, I'm just a big fan of the porn
. Literally everything I know about the show is from porn.
The song is obviously the catchiest in the film, and the puppet work is great, too. Though let's be honest — the greatest puppet work is what's going on in David Bowie's pants. The jokes made from us about the ferret he was so kind enough to give a home between his legs are too many to count. In my opinion, I have already worked overtime for it. So because of this, I am refusing to do my Top 10 David Bowie Dick Jokes for this review...It has to be Top 15.
Kylo Ren is probably the most interesting character in the whole franchise. Also, god damn, is he a thicc boi.
The lack of money for the important stuff can be readily seen in areas where it wasn't needed; for instance, triple-breasted cat dancer
"Is this game entirely on the level, or is our character just fucking nuts?
" ...Total Recall
but slightly more depressing. Gabriel:
Fair enough. So, basically the Total Recall TV edit
that didn't have the three-boobed chick. Yahtzee: (crestfallen)
How can you have Total Recall
without the three-boobed chick?
"Hello, yes? I'm here for the yuri. I was told there'd be yuri. No? It's more just undertones and Ecchi hello kitty sequences? This isn't what I was promised! No, I'm sorry, I have to go, no, you, NO, YOU SAID, NO, UNDERTONES ARE NOT YURI, OKAY? YOU GO ALL THE WAY OR YOU GO HOME, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS! IT'S YOUR ONE JOB, MY COFFEE MAKER HAS ONE JOB, TO MAKE COFFEE AND IT MANAGES TO DO THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY! I'M NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF "COFFEE UNDERTONES"! THEY'RE GIRLS, IF THEY'RE NOT DOING GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR???"
Katya: What is Overwatch? Is that a game?
Gaymer Guys: Are you kidding me? Wait how do you know that?