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"What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't this what you wanted? I warned you! I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far, but you didn't listen. You forced me to awaken my hidden power, and now that you've seen it, you're afraid... because you know I'm going to
"Every wish that does not fit within the bounds of reason inevitably gives birth to some kind of distortion. It is an obvious conclusion that the outcome would be the worst. If you consider that a betrayal, then making wishes is a mistake to begin with." "What's wrong, Cell? Isn't this what you wanted?" "The sage cries out.
'Open, Gates of heaven. Bless us and bestow miracles upon us!'
The sage cries out in regret.
'Close, Gates of heaven. Save us from all our sins and evil!'
The curtain closes.
The millennium comes to a standstill.
Our dreams, our hope... was a forbidden 'failure' from the start.
The stars fall out of the sky.
Space closes up into nothingness.
The pathway to the center is shrouded along with our sins."
— Ending poem of Fate/stay night
, describing the magus' quest for the Root.
"The mortals never understand. They only see the prize. They never think that the price of getting what you want is having what you once wanted." Bystander:
Good luck! We miss Superman, but we're glad you're taking over for him! Supergirl:
... I never thought it would turn out this way... All the time I was Superman's secret emergency-weapon, I eagerly looked forward to the day when I could operate openly! Now that it's finally happened, I — I feel no happiness at the "glory" that's now... mine...
— Superman vol. 1 #149: The Death of Superman!
"So you see, Kara... Sometimes, when we get the things we think we want most... they turn out to be a curse rather than a blessing!"
"You and the other members of SEELE wanted to shed your bodies and become one with a new god
well, no one ever said that God would be nice or particularly like you and your cronies for your involvement in its birth. I hope you prepared for the eventuality of an eternity being horrifically tortured by your worst nightmares." Shinji:
Forgive him?! [...] He threw me away for over ten years like I was garbage! He only brought me back because I was useful to him! He made me fight or hed have forced Rei to when she could barely get out of a hospital bed! He made me nearly kill my friend! He forced Asuka into a fight when she could barely synch as bait! And when she was being violated by the 15th Angel, he wouldnt let me save her! He made me sit there and listen while she screamed! [...] He can go to Hell! Daniel:
Be careful what you wish for around here, Shinji. If thats what you want, I can make it happen. I maintain and operate my own Hell, for those truly unworthy or unwilling to seek penance and redemption. And I know of even worse places than that.
However she sees it is not really relevant. I do find it ironic that you were so concerned for her having some time off and now it bothers you that after next week she won't be required to pilot again. In essence, you have gotten just what you set out to get. Misato:
Be careful what you wish for, right?
THAT'S IT! I DEMAND A BADASS ENDING! Takaya:
NOT THIS BADASS!
Film — Animated
"You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!" "Take your time with the third [wish]. Or you will wish that you'd never been born." "I got everything I ever wanted... and it stinks."
Film — Live-Action
"Tommy predicted his romantic drama would conquer the world. And in a way... it did." "Be careful how you wish, for wishes can come true
Be sure that every wish you make is one that's right for you
So many people find their happiness in dreaming
But dreams can fool you, and they very often do
Be careful how you wish, remember when you start
To only wish for things you really want with all your heart
And don't go chasing every rainbow in the blue
What more is there to wish than to know that the one that you love loves you"
Charlie, don't forget about the guy who got everything he wanted. Charlie:
What happened to him? Wonka:
Well, he lived happily ever after!
"All get what they want in the end. They do not always like it." "There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'Thy will be done'." "Come in through the gold gates or not at all.
Take of my fruit for others, or forbear.
For those who steal, or those who climb the wall
Shall find their heart's desire and find despair."
"I just wanted to warn you about it. It only has a few wishes available per person, and ...
Let me guess: 'Be careful what you wish for because it might not be what you expect?'" Bob had a distinct feeling he was being played, and that he knew all the lines to boot.
Oh good, you understand. I was just afraid you were like most mor—locals and didn't know about such things. You wouldn't believe how big of a mess they can get themselves into when they don't understand the rules."
"We are evil, according to your morality. We have chosen not to harm you any longer. We are useless, according to your economics. We have chosen not to exploit you any longer. We are dangerous and to be shackled, according to your politics. We have chosen not to endanger you, nor to wear the shackles any longer. We are only an illusion, according to your philosophy. We have chosen not to blind you any longer and have left you free to face reality — the reality you wanted, the world as you see it now, a world without mind. We have granted you everything you demanded of us." Thibor Ferenczy:
You wanted the secrets of the Wamphyri
. Very well, they are yours. For now you are Wamphyri! As he grows within you
, so the knowledge will come. He has arts
which you will learn together. Boris Dragosani:
What? My impregnation by a vampire
a vampire, was your part of the bargain
? What the hell was that for a bargain? I wanted knowledge, wanted it now, Thibor! For myself not as the black, rotten fruit of some unnatural, unwanted liaison with a damned parasite thing!
"There was an old proverb his grandfather had taught him when he'd been a boy:
Take care what you wish for, Tenn- you might get it. Now he understood exactly what that meant. He had wanted to fire the big gun, and he had gotten to do just that. The only man in the galaxy who had shot it for real, at real targets, and look what it had brought him: misery beyond his ugliest dreams."
: Stop! Enough! We surrender
, do you understand? You can't just kill
us— Darth Vader
: Can't I? Rune Haako
: We're unarmed! We surrender! Please—please, you're a Jedi
! Darth Vader
: You just fought a war to destroy the Jedi. Congratulations on your success
"Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, 'Id like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.' The problem is that magic haddock, like robots, dont think like people. The fishermans son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadnt wished the first two wishes." Roger:
My mother always said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you'll get it. And then people get jealous, and try and take it away from you." Don:
I don't think that's how that goes...
I gave everyone what they wanted. What's wrong with that? Daisy:
Because sometimes what people want
isn't what they need
"When is the last time a petitioner didn't get utterly ass-fucked by a wish-granting?"
— The Great Cock
explains why he'd prefer to give Eliot a quest rather than grant him a wish, The Magicians
"You admired me so much, and now you've experienced the pain I've felt for so long. We finally have something in common. Isn't that what you've always wanted, Cloud? To be just. Like. ME?"
"Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it; You just might get it; You just might
get it (get it)."
Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it
"You'd better watch out
Oh, what you wish for
It'd better be worth it
So much to die for"
"When all of your wishes are granted / many of your dreams will be destroyed"
Julius Caesar: [re: a brown-nosing minstrel]
Brutus, why does this man follow such a profession? Brutus:
For money, Caesar. He tells me he wants to die rich. Julius Caesar:
And so he shall. Give him this sack of gold and then strangle him.
"It offers you what you want, not what you need." "You look like a vampire, you dress like a vampire, you act like a vampire, you immerse yourself in vampire chic. And now I've introduced you to a vampire - a real, dead vampire. Don't you want to be a vampire, just like me? Oh sure, there are "real" vampires, honey - or at least, the kind you'd
call real, the kind you ape in your condescending pretentiousness: art-fag Toreador, too-rich-for-your-blood Ventrue, Lost Boys- wannabe Brujah - the beautiful people. But they don't want you. They've got more important people to suck. Nope, you're getting a one-way ticket to hell courtesy of Clan Nosferatu."
An Ork with dreams of finding a shortcut to power will sometimes make the terrible mistake of volunteering to be a Deff Dread
pilot. he believes that once he is in control
of an enormous metal machine bristling with the deadliest of weaponry, nothing can stand in the way of his ambitions. However, they soon find out that the disadvantage to being permanently wired into an enclosed metal
can is being permanently wired into an enclosed metal can
. This tends to drive the new pilot a bit crazy, and hence new Deff Dreads need 'runnin' in,' often at the expense of nearby buildings.
"I wish, more than anything, more than life..." "Wishes come true, not free."
"Now I need to reconstruct my life. My life without Aiden. For as long as I can remember, I dreamt of living without him. Untied... without his constant presence by my side. I got what I wanted. I've never been so unhappy in my life. I feel like... a part of me has been amputated. I'm crying all day. I know it's stupid. Shit... I miss him so much."
''"An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your *third* wish. What will it be?'
'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'
'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'
'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.'
'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'
"You wanted into the Fade?" "I'm gonna get stronger. ...I'm gonna get so strong even Dragos won't stand a chance against me!"
What's the lesson here? "Be careful what you wish for?" This isn't what I wished for! Wanda:
Ha! You didn't wish for this world, Parson Gotti. It wished for you.
"Sometimes the most sadistic thing the DM can do to is to let the players have their own way."
"There are two main types of MMO. In Player vs. Environment (PVE), everyone's in it together fighting the monsters, and in Player vs. Player (PVP), you can kill each other...because everyone thinks they're going to be Mad Max instead of the guy who tries to catch the razor boomerang.
Angwe taught them the error of their ways. He was like dropping Libertarians into Somalia: the embodiment of everything they claimed to want, and it was killing them. He camped a bottlenecked route to Menethil Harbor, the only path to a couple of mid-level Alliance destinations, and murdered every single person who passed every single time they tried.
There was more online rage against Angwe than against everyone else who's ever been compared to Hitler combined. There is no body part he hasn't been accused of sucking, eating, being or enjoying his mother's. He received death threats, but World of Warcraft death threats are less worrying than fireballs, which can at least pretend to hurt something. Angwe even had an Alliance account so he could listen to his victims, and in an act of combat dickery worthy of the U.S. Army Psychological Ops division it was called 'Angwespy.'
He was the incarnation of Player vs. Player. People asked if he ever worked. Some wondered if he even
slept. They wrote entire FAQs on how to get past him involving teleportation stones, clone characters and leaping from the boat and swimming along the shore instead of going through the port. Players regularly went through more hassle to get past Angwe than real people did to get into America. He was less a dick than a force of nature, a landscape-altering dick deforming the entire world like Zeus or Odin. Beating him was an achievement back before that was a thing."
— Luke McKinney, Cracked
, "The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in Online Gaming History"
"Don't wish for elephants unless you own a zoo,
'Cause wishes have a way of coming true!"
"I wanted all the attention, and instead it was going to you! I even started hoping that you would do something silly, so your modeling career would be over, but
then, when it started
happening, all I could think was, how could I want you to fail at something you love so much?"
"You finally have everything you ever wanted. Call me when you get over it." "She's like the creepy stalker I always thought I wanted- until I
[after Pulverizer has mutated into Mutagen Man, against the Turtles' wishes] Splinter:
Do you think Timothy is happy with his new state of being? Leonardo:
Seems that way. He wanted to be a mutant and he got his wish.
"When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
— A similar quote is commonly attributed to Oscar Wilde
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." Tumblr user:
So when is Marvel
going to turn you lose on Dr. Strange
and the magical end of the MU? I'd love to see you take a shot at Defenders or even a Strange solo.
When friends and I are making jokes on twitter about a 90s-style reboot
of Strange involving him wielding a cannon
called DOCTOR STRANGE: SORCERER EXTREME, its probably the wrong day for this question.
"Your typical Lovecraftian protagonist is the scholar who seeks to touch the face of God...and having succeeded, becomes desperate to forget the existence of his own hands."
— Zack Hanlon
"There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers."
—St. Teresa of Avila
"So she sat there and started crying about how messed up she was and how she had promised to stop using and now she was with me gettin high and how she wished that she was dead. And I thought 'well...'"