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Cat: You think he'll try and seduce her? (A very poorly constructed Marilyn Monroe droid)
Lister: I hardly think so. He's a bit like Action Man in that department, just plastic underpants and a trade mark
Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"

Bartleby: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Loki: Last four days on Earth? Mmm. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
Serendipity: As you can see, [lowers her pants] I lack definition.
Metatron: I couldn't rape you if I wanted to! Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Honestly, you bottom-feeders and your arrogance. You think everybody's just trying to get into your knickers...

Why would I care? I'm not even anatomically correct, I run around naked and I got no junk!

EMH Mk1: I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialise with the crew, fraternise with aliens. I've even had sexual relations.
EMH Mk2: Sex! How's that possible? We're not equipped with a—
EMH Mk1: (cutting in with a smug expression) Let's just say I made an addition to my program.
Star Trek: Voyager, "Message in a Bottle"

Ted: Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house, and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
Norah Jones: Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
Ted: Yeah, you know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

-He's got the whole Ken doll thing going on in the, uh, crotchular region.

Rai: He's like Ken... made of plastic and perfect!
Anna: But at least he's got a willy.

"Watch [Jasmine] slum it up with Aladdin, a hunky thief with no home, no parents, and no nipples!


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