David: You know, I — right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross — me, not the character ... am bald.
Paul: David, I'm all right with this.
Jill: David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.
David: It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way.
Jill: Then I reject God!
Paul: David, I'm all right with this.
Jill: David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.
David: It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way.
Jill: Then I reject God!
— Mr. Show, "Very Special Episode"
Flash: I want a lawyer.
Lex Luthor: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.
Lex Luthor: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.
"I am the Devil, and the Devil always has a bald head."
"Off with your toupee, Kaltenbrunner!"
— Tucker, Danger 5
"Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
— Danny the Dealer, Withnail and I
"...and in that darkness, he surrendered himself completely to powers so evil and perverse that, as he emerged, no part of the human man that was Xerxes survived. His eyes blazed like scarlet coals. He was stripped, cleansed: glabrous and smooth. Xerxes was reborn a god."
— Gorgo narrating Xerxes' Transformation Sequence, 300: Rise of an Empire
"He's gotten so evil, he's even started losing his hair!"
— Frau Farbissina, Austin Powers in Goldmember