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Quotes / Bald of Evil

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David: You know, I — right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross — me, not the character ... am bald.
Paul: David, I'm all right with this.
Jill: David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.
David: It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way.
Jill: Then I reject God!
Mr. Show, "Very Special Episode"

Flash: I want a lawyer.
Lex Luthor: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.

"I am the Devil, and the Devil always has a bald head."

"Off with your toupee, Kaltenbrunner!"
Tucker, Danger 5

"Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
Danny the Dealer, Withnail & I


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