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Taller than your hair.
Urban Dictionary on baldness

Krillin: All great fighters shave their heads! Look at Master Roshi!
Master Roshi: No. I'm naturally bald.

Nappa: I'm beautiful in my way,
Kami makes no mistakes,
I'm on the right track, baby,
I am bald this way!
Krillin: Don't fill yourself with regret,
Just power up and you're set,
You're on the right track, baby,
Yeah you're bald this way!
Hathor: You, with the crown of marble!
Col. O'Neill: [to Hammond] She might mean you, sir.
Stargate SG-1, She did mean Hammond who is indeed bald.

Bull:(to bald guy trying to order a toupee over the phone): Don't be a jerk. (Gestures to his own scalp) This drives women wild!
Man: Really?
Bull: In high school, I didn't play basketball...because I couldn't find the time.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Matthew Arnold

''Bald, Bald
Positivity bright and shining
Yes we're Bald, Bald
Our barbers' bills are dying
There's nothing we can do about it
Well god knows how I've tried
We gotta learn to live without it
Now let's go Bald, Bald
With Pride

Kukuri: I don't want to be bald!
Rajini: What are you saying? Throughout history, the great mages of Darkness have all had shaved heads while training!
Kukuri: No!
Rajini: Look at me, I'm shaved totally bald!
Kukuri: Aren't you bald with age?

"Assistant Pig-Keeper, you have curious notions about heroes. I have never known courage to be judged by the length of a man's hair. Or, for the matter of that, whether he has any hair at all."
Gwydion, The Book of Three, on Coll, son of Collfrewr


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