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"I am... The Bee Keeper!"
"Oh my God, I WROTE that..."
Spoony, The Spoony Experiment, "FMV Hell Halloween Special-Bloodwings: Pumpkinheads Revenge"

"Why? Because the plot says so!"

"And Giggli or Gigli, or whatever the (bleep) they call it / I call it a piece of crap / Took ten bucks from my wallet. I mean, seriously? Whatever happened to strong characters, believable dialogue, and following a three-act story arc? Damn!"
— "50 Cent", "C.R.A.P." — Mad TV song parody

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"Get away from the book by any means you can. Or, if you've been unfortunate enough to pay money for it already, fling it against the wall. It'll make a really satisfying thwack! when it hits. Just make sure no pets or toddlers are in the way."
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books on "Top Ten Signs You're Reading A Very Bad Romance Novel".

"You can't have a flashback with a flash-forward in it! That's just bad writing!"
Cyril Figgis, to Malory Archer, Archer

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