Film - Live-Action
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: (to Rafterman) Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?
Private Rafterman: Just a minute. (takes a picture of the hooker)
Private Joker: You know, half these gook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. The other half have got TB. Be sure you only f—k the ones that cough.
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: (to Rafterman) Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?
Private Rafterman: Just a minute. (takes a picture of the hooker)
Private Joker: You know, half these gook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. The other half have got TB. Be sure you only f—k the ones that cough.
—Full Metal Jacket, the trope codifier.
Live-Action Television
Jake Harper: So what's this new girl's name?
Charlie Harper: I don't know. Jennifer, Jasmine, Jade? I asked for asian.
Charlie Harper: I don't know. Jennifer, Jasmine, Jade? I asked for asian.
Dr. Herb Melnick: So what color you like?
Charlie Harper: Excuse me?
Charlie Harper: Excuse me?
Dr. Herb Melnick: (holds up lollipops)
Charlie Harper: Oh! I was thinking, 'asian', but I'll take the green [lollipop].
Charlie Harper: Oh! I was thinking, 'asian', but I'll take the green [lollipop].
