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Southern Winter Jacket - Armor made of Ezroch's hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, resulting in self-destruction.

Each time, it is granted to the most senior captain of the fleet, and each time, the ring soon washes ashore once more, still wrapped around a severed finger.

Frylock: Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake!
Master Shake: "Oh my god," oh my... do you ever have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich!
Ominous Voice: It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
Frylock: See... told ya.
Master Shake: I tasted mustard.
Ominous Voice: Yeah... Dijon mustard.
Master Shake: How come no bacon?
Ominous Voice: Bacon is extra!
Master Shake: You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it?
Ominous Voice: There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Broodwich"


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